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[Soph @Poll_Soph]

@ophelia_king Ooh okay! Thanks 😊

[Soph @Poll_Soph]

@ophelia_king How did you book? I just tried booking online and it won’t let me 😩

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

The pink countries are legally preventing the yellow countries from making the coronavirus vaccine on the cheap.

[Just Soph @sophie_runs]

Monday: happy international women’s day! Women should feel empowered to call out bullying and abuse.
Tuesday: how dare a woman speak out about something that’s had a huge impact on her mental health?
Wednesday: if women choose to walk home alone then they put themselves at risk.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Welcome to March. We’ve had a stern chat with last March who has assured us this March will be much less, how shall we say, horrific. So keep the masks on, keep diving into hedges to avoid people, you know the drill, and let’s trundle our way towards a lovely Summer. As you were.

[Pete Dyson @pete_dyson]

Could @BBCNews add 'Climate Change' as a tab on its website? It's COP26 in Glasgow, there's tonnes of news to collate, there's already 'Brexit' and 'Coronavirus' tabs, it's a defining issue of the 21st century. Like/Retweet to encourage BBC to review

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Let's all stare at these exclusive photos from HBO Max's #WestWing reunion special https://t.co/RJNGocO16J

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A message from the White Cliffs of Dover. Sound on.

[Tom Knight @TJ_Knight]

Major love and respect to the Polish MP’s who co-ordinated their outfits to create a rainbow flag at the swearing in for their homophobic president Andrzej Duda 🏳️‍🌈

[Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu]

Mistook an SUV for a motorcycle?!?! When will it end???

[Georgie✨ @geeorgee_x]

This is fucking ridiculous, people aren’t obese because there’s junk food adverts on before 9 o’clock, people are obese because a pack of 20% fat mince is £3.95 and a pack of 5% fat is £5.79, people are obese because a pack of busicuits is 20 odd pence and a bag of apples is £2

[🤧 @SHAAANEE_]

MY PARENTS DIDN’T RAISE A QUITTER!! They raised ᵃ ᴾʳᵒᶜʳᵃˢᵗᶦⁿᵃᵗᵒʳ

[Nadim Baba @NadimJBaba]

Don't the French know about clapping?

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

So really don’t want to be pedantic about your book cover. But that apostrophe....are you quite sure?