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[very tall bart @TallBart]

Therapist: Are we being deadass?

Me: No

Therapist: Let's be deadass going forward

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

locked the fuck out,, distractionmaxxing

[MA☈K 🐮 @MarkOfThaaBeast]

Wow, what a Queen.

[Neon @fw_Neon]

Let me make sure I don't look too high

[Kristen @Kica333]

The older I get the more I’m not going.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[calling my friend while cat sitting] can she have a cigarette

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law

[frog @polliwoggers]

@adoomie03 You’re so embarrassing I highly doubt any girl has ever given you the time of day willingly

[luke7 @sauronluke]

This app is kind of like black mold

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

I don’t have the willpower to do fifteen different strategies for finding a job. I don’t even want a job. When I apply, I can’t even get myself to read the full job description without disassociating.

[bug girl @buggirl]

oh