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[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

“Why would I deceive you?”

- Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder in @A24’s ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’

[mia ! @ucanthandlemiax]

dolly parton maxxing by being the nicest person you’ll ever meet with the biggest juiciest rack

[swinky @swinkying]

junie b. jones tried to sell me crack cocaine at applebees

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

john mulaney should also write a famesick

[hunter @3gpmh]

i’ve pulled everyone i wanted i just can’t make them stay #insanenotugly

[Kaya @kyylien]

why are we naming babies Pepper

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Trying to explain to this lady @ the intersection that I’m an empath so hitting her car has hurt me more than it’s hurt her

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Today in Portland Oregon someone offered to pay for a dress at the vintage store with 4 cupcakes and they let her

[trish @ultragloss]

i dont judge anyone’s taste in movies because i genuinely get full body chills just at the thought of the opening scene of high school musical 3

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

grammy winner: i want to thank god

oscar winner: i want to thank god

guy spinning the big wheel on price is right: i wanna say hi to my dog and everybody at the autobody shop

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

I’d rather die than shop for pants

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

I’d like to begin this little cici’s pizza buffet 3rd quarter regional managers meeting with a land acknowledgment

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

cops are always like "can you tell me why you were going 90 in a 55?" and you have to explain to them that it literally gets you there way faster. just goes to show the guys who fail at math end up as cops.

[peep @pollydpocket1]

I will spite the man that labeled me as too enthusiastic by getting into a significantly better medical school than him

[hera @shiningdaisies]

actually, there is a mean bone in my body