General Polonius

they call me general😈 father of Ophelia😐 the best swordsman alive Hamlet is a hoe🤫

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

we graduated yo

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

me and tony stark have a lot in common. . . both geniuses and both will make the ultimate sacrifice

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

@OGKingHamlet wack

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

I have found my new favorite sport. The ball of bases.

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

@Ophelia48938972 @GertrudeQween excuse me but, aren’t you the one that needs to be sent to a nunnery?

[Ya Queen Gertrude @GertrudeQween]

Damn I wish siddartha died so I could meet him in the afterlife

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

@ofeelinmyself facts

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

nobody:

claudius: let’s celebrate and make things bette-

hamlet:

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

@HamletHomie @frenchlaertes69 UR NOT EVEN DEAD

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

the afterlife was great until hAmLeT showed up.

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

@golddiggingert @Claudiu93609644 o lord, please keep it PG. too many subliminals here

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

horatio sent me a photo from Earth he wildin lmaaao #horatiobrobun @Horatio_the_hoe

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

#ineverdrankthekoolaid

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

i tried to draw my sword when hamlet finally came to heaven, but it’s gone. . . why god?

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

@GertrudeQween you look like jim carrey meth addict version

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

some of you never got stabbed when you were playing hide and seek and hid behind the curtains as a kid, and it really shows

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

better hiding spot

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

i’ve been told that red hair is a sign of superiority👀

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

@Claudiu93609644 i’ll be happy to assist my king

[General Polonius @polonius2great]

@BigDickHamlet @Horatio_the_hoe @Ophelia48938972 y’all childish.