Andrew Ive

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Is it true Nolan's The Odyssey was originally titled Kung-fu Christ?

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@nguyenhdi Then I shall read it

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@nguyenhdi But isn't Joyce sufficient? My brain has only so much capacity for modernity (of a century ago)

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@prodnose 9 to 5/Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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Why can't we have English language Commonwealth Games coverage on Iplayer? They've got the pictures on bbc alba
#CommonwealthGames

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@GemmaHayter180 You played great against Beau, just didn't go your way

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@DanDartsDawson Imagine if he did overtime

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@anon_opin I refer you to an earlier proposal by The Beatles

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@simon_schama Klaus Kinski, in a Werner Herzog film in the 70s or early 80s

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@nguyenhdi Thank you 😊

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Whenever I walk up to the Royal Albert Hall, I always see this sign and ponder. You may be in London now, but you are only nine measly miles away from the bright lights and glamour of Hounslow #proms

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@nguyenhdi You see why I've never tried it!

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@ClarkeMicah @WalkerMarcus Treat others kindly for they may be Zeus

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Kane = Odysseus, bringing football home
Bellingham =Telemachus
Penelope = the World Cup
Argentina = the wicked suitors
VAR = Cyclops
Lotus Eaters = the Mexico result
Sirens = social media after Mexico result
Scylla and Charybdis = DR Congo and Norway
Oxen of the Sun - the semi

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England's semi-final was The Odyssey. Kane has spent years trying to bring football home, his spiritual son, Bellingham, tried his best to hold off the suitors (Argentina) and to protect Penelope (the World Cup itself). In this version the wicked suitors prevail
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@ODEONCinemas why is it impossible to order cinema tickets on your website?

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@nguyenhdi @CathyYoung63 @DAMendelsohnNYC I thought I was the only one who rated Fitzgerald

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Bill Oddie - Sea