Ishag Ivanov

[Jeen Wook Kim @ryuinsky]

"Please return stewardess to original upright position"

[R sasa @Rsasa1]

Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.

[Ime PosleZime @rshpac]

I want my data back, machine, and I want it now!

[Иван Захарченок @izakharchenok1]

Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn

[Мила Дежневa @ADesy90]

"Widdle miss widdle miss caaan't be wong..."-Fudd Doctors

[Roy Noel Ibon @roy_f133]

complain.

[Richard Warshak @RichWarsh]

life.

[ELON @Elon__SpaceX339]

By the time most of us have money to burn, our fire's gone out.

[Ricardo Rivera Perez @PerezRrivera]

Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up.

[Максим Колченогов @kolchenogov822]

Honesty pays, but not enough to satisfy some people.

[Rakesh @rphoolwala]

A king's castle is his home.

[Ime PosleZime @rshpac]

Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into

[Дмитрий Цыборов @dtsyborov3]

There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot

[Никита Янкевич @n1kita120974]

and in the worst possible place.

[Room 409 @VaizardBoy]

that the enterprise of thought begins.

[Полина Дядькинa @dyadkina_a]

I think, therefore I am, I think

[Royal @RoYaLAbbasov]

You look like a million dollars. All in loose change.

[Никита Украинцев @nikitau07948927]

Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.

[Дмитрий Цыборов @dtsyborov3]

I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.

[Robert Ziegler @ZieglerRobert]

But honey, I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine!