Roy Noel Ibon

[Полина Водорезовa @vodorezova_a]

until it begins to pay off.

[Noise @Noise_Film]

Journalism, like prostitution, is a career in which just one foray

[Алексей Ксюшин @yjyvuj1907]

Love of Money: The root of all EVIL...

[Дмитрий Цыборов @dtsyborov3]

I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.

[Зоя Шкиперовa @soogi7]

one that proves conclusively that your product is safe and that your

[Дмитрий Цыборов @dtsyborov3]

There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot

[Леонид Полянчич @K1991O]

"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!

[Ryan @Ryan_3737]

The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.

[Ishag Ivanov @polpol2249]

Wife to sleeping spouse: "Wake up! Who the hell is Tina!!?"

[Никита Янкевич @n1kita120974]

and in the worst possible place.

[Ева ТерЯшкинa @a_banek]

Measure twice 'cause you can only cut once.

[Лада Проводовa @Sitx83A]

50 states, and I had to pick one of confusion...

[Andi | BlockDAG Network Support Team @portalbugis]

the Atlantic Ocean.

[Лада Васненко @83Vasnenko]

SQWERTY - Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.

[Рада Панихинa @dom1hator1]

I Woke up this mownin, and I got myself a beew"-The Fudds

[Ксения Рахметовa @a_egunoc1]

Interchangeable parts - won't.

[yavor rusinov @rusinov]

" wunnin', *wunnin' with the devil*, cause I'm wunnin' " - Van Fudd

[Максим Пальгов @zadi220177]

stupidity of what you're doing.

[Василий Сережников @vasyase24097168]

The person who snores the loudest will fall asleep first.

[Lee Yangchae @rugga34]

It is often easier to find the truth than it is to accept it.