Polly

24, Keele IR & Politics student | Comms person

[Polly @polsuth]

@manairport hi, my flight back to Manchester has been cancelled, who can I contact about my car which is stuck in the airport parking for another day?

[Polly @polsuth]

@TicketmasterCS hi, I go to creamfields north tomorrow but my parking ticket hasn’t arrived via post. Can you please advise?

[Polly @polsuth]

🤤

[Sussex Cricket @SussexCCC]

U N B E L I E V A B L E

[Polly @polsuth]

@TicketmasterCS Hi, I’m on the deposit scheme for creamfields north, I completed the online survey to let you know my card has been lost and I need to update my details but it has now been over 5 days and I haven’t heard back. I’m worried I’ll lose my tickets. Thanks

[Polly @polsuth]

@shitlondonguinn

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

“I was ambushed with a cake”

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

This isn't the defence Tory MPs think it is

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

me: *clocking out at work*

Molly Mae: https://t.co/ZnJqXhXHLA

[John McDonnell @johnmcdonnellMP]

Whilst attention is focused on Allegra Stratton’s tearful resignation, only minutes ago, the Tories have forced through Nationality & Borders Bill that will cause immense human suffering to some of the most vulnerable people in society. Shameful. Our country is better than this.

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

And as Desmond Swayne sits down there’s a collective, whispered, “what the fuck?”

[The Doctor @AntGill77]

Name a better anthem, I’ll wait?
#TheLastLeg #threelions21 #ThreeLions @TheLastLeg @Baddiel @Lightning_Seeds #LightningSeeds #ItsComingHome

[Polly @polsuth]

@opee_605 😮‍💨

[Dr Xand van Tulleken 🏳️‍🌈 @xandvt]

Wearing a mask isn’t a political choice: it’s just a kind, decent, fairly easy thing to do. Anyone wearing a mask isn’t protecting themselves as much as protecting those around them. It’s the opposite of personal responsibility: it’s care for others. This is worth a read👇

[Polly @polsuth]

William loves me x

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me drunk at 20: “I’m gonna call my ex.”

Me drunk at 30: “I’m gonna tweet my MP.”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bilbo. Every time he visits his cousins in the highlands, he gets self conscious that his horns haven't grown in yet. They’re always nice about it, though. 13/10 we're sure they'll come in soon buddy

[electionmapsuk @electionmapsuk]

🥳 To celebrate 1,000 poster sales (thank you!), I'm giving away a free one!

Just retweet this post + make sure you're following, and I'll pick a winner at midday tomorrow.

Also available to buy here: https://t.co/Lk5hQg7zG9

[Polly @polsuth]

Shit why didn’t we think of that