PolyamFam

Loving #polylife with my wife, girlfriend and our pile of kids. Tweeting about #polyamory, #craftbeer, #jeeplife and general comedic chaos.

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

Snap from my 9yr old daughter: I'm going to the dollar store, would you like anything? Everything is a dollar. 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️ #Polyamory #thekidsarealright

[@WorshipXena NEW ACCOUNT @Gothsmilkshake]

“Fuck it I’m becoming a stripper”

“I’m going to make an onlyfans and earn money from that”

“I’m going to get a sugar daddy without the sugar”

Honey, no. Sex work isn’t an “easy” option for money. Stop degrading SWers by making them seem like they took the “easy” option

[kemi @kemimarie]

when you feel abandonment anxiety coming and the self sabotage arising say this:

1. they are busy.
2. they did not leave. they will tell me if they want to.
3. space is necessary.
4. they do not always have to respond.
5. i didn’t do anything wrong.
6. it is okay to be alone

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

I don't even like blueberries but I'd give them a try.

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

$4 to sign up for amazing, ethical porn from someone so gorgeous?? Yes please! 😍🥰 Help spread the word! #sexworkisrealwork

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

Never thought I'd hear an argument over spoiling the plot of Flubber. #thekidsarealright #Polyamory

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

My weed delivery was delayed because someone in the supply chain was voting. That's the America I want to live in! 🇺🇸 #highthoughts #VoteToday

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

8yr old: singing every song in the car word for word

Me: how can you remember all these lyrics, but can't listen to my directions?

Her: I'd listen more if you sang them to me

#Polyamory #thekidsarealright

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

We've explained to the kids that when playing with two-way radios it's not safe to give out your name or info so we encouraged them to come up with code names. Their choices... Golden Eagle... and Mr. Pineapple. 🦅🍍#Polyamory #thekidsarealright

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

Cooking in the kitchen:

8yr old daughter: Is that shredded coconut?

Me: No, cheese, this is for lasagna

Her: Can we get some shredded coconut?

Me: To put in what?

Her: Me!

🥥🧀🤦🏼‍♂️ #Polyamory #Family #thekidsarealright

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

8yr old daughter: What's fresh oil and chips?

Me: ...You think it's food don't you

Her: yes...

Come on PennDot, you're crushing little girls hearts with your road maintenance signs! 💔🛢👷‍♂️ #Polyamory #thekidsarealright

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

My partner and I share a huge loss, but we grieve differently. I pretend it never happened, she's consumed by it, we struggle to support each other through this because of the difference and it hurts. #Polyamory

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

And to be real, they're the generic dip n dots.

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

Why is it -25 outside and tonight is when I decide to eat dip n dots that I found in the back of the freezer? #HighThoughts

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

@Girly_Juice Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty if I'm looking for a good laugh, Bob Ross if I want to melt into the couch.

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

Son (in the tub yelling): Mom how old are you? I need to know how big your number is.

Wife: 33

Son: 83?? That's a lot of numbers!

He's lucky he's young! 🤦🏼‍♂️ #Polyamory #Family #thekidsarealright

[Poly Robots @poly_robots]

Pretty smart article that presents some of the problems within poly communities more sensitively than the title suggests. Is poly really in a "settler" rather than pioneer stage, do you think? https://t.co/j2RT0vwAph

[DoppelBanger @sarita516]

The look of horror on my coworkers' faces when I said I tell men I date, that they can have another girlfriend if they want.
#polyamory #sisterwives

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

@apolyguy Every single comment was about her, how she felt, what she thought, not a single acknowledgment of her daughter's happiness. I get it, maybe it's hard to hear, maybe it doesn't align with your values, but support your child, it's not like she said she's a serial killer!

[PolyamFam @poly_or]

Wife came out to her mom today about our life and her new relationship and the response was so selfish and hurtful I'm blown away. Straight up said she'd rather hear we're getting a divorce. Good thing her opinion doesn't mean shit! Merry Xmas 🖕#Polyamory #Family #LoveWins