Ella DeVine

Everyday adventures of a bi, polyam and pun-loving science student. (she/her)

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

You can now find me on Mastodon

https://t.co/Og2kISnF6T

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

@RespectfulMemes The last photo I took of my Baby before he passed 😅

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

@ElizaJBarr Jam. The consistency, the smell, ugh.

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

I mean, money can buy you personal chefs cooking healthy meals, gym equipment, personal trainers, and, above all, plastic surgery. How is that not obvious?

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

Whenever someone wonders how any celebrity still looks so good at x age I wanna scream MONEY.

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

Yes I'm poly. Yes, I have experience with heartache and I know how to deal with it. Yes, I don't take rejection personally. And yes, it still fucking hurts.

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

Living with cats in 1 tweet

[Paul @pauliefuntime]

On the couch covering my feet with a thin fleece blanket.
Cat attacks my toes for no good reason.
Now in bed, jersey comforter, fuckhead is chill and laying down between my legs 🙄
🖕🏼🖕🏼

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

I'm drunk and unlucky in love. Man this suuuucks

[Yo’ Favorite GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING Cousin @durandbernarr]

I’ll sit this here and see if y’all can find the lies I couldn’t find

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

KIIIIIITTY 😍

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

@MichaelaD567

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

What the actual fuck, how did I learn from this via Twitter and not through the news??
#Iran #IranRevoIution2022

[Iran International English @IranIntl_En]

227 members of the 290-seat Parliament of Iran have called on the Judiciary to issue death sentences for people arrested during the ongoing anti-government protests.
https://t.co/iFQsRNZDUj

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

I thought I lost the ability to have a spark with someone. And now I met THREE people I immediately hit it off with in just TWO months. Am I healing or am I just exceptionally bad at spacing things out? (The answer is probably: both)
#polyam

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

@PolydotLand Losing the ability to differentiate between romantic and platonic love

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

Omg I forgot to show y'all my Halloween Nails!!
#Halloween2022 #nailart

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

@RamonaQuaxli Could be a Jump n Run TO YOUR HEART

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

@BabyGirlRoxy97 I feel seen

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

@EsSpider1 Less a narcissist more like was traumatised by his parents that are obsessed with outward appearences and just conservative assholes. Still a dick move, but I know where he came from and I hope he is in therapy now 😅

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

My ex used to give me 'feedback' after every social event we attended. He would tell me in detail in which situations I was too loud, rude, immature, slutty, not ladylike enough or how I embarrassed him or myself (yes, he used all of the above). And I thought this was normal???

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

@parkavedegen I am so sick and tired of people pretending a person, especially a woman, does not work if they don't work for money 🙄 Yeah, go on erasing the hours of work going into children and chores. It's just the global economy that is dependent on it.

[Ella DeVine @polybiass]

@viviqcutie @dj_nek0_twitch Same! I'm a sucker for anyone with pretty hands and polish, regardless of gender. Looks great!