Rose gold is my favourite alloy. I also enjoy arsenical bronze and sterling silver. I suppose pig iron and electrum are good aswell. she/her
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dni list:
-pestilential nuisances who write for autographs
-people who have flappy hands and irritating laughs
-children who are up in dates and floor you with them flat
-people who, with shaking hands, shake hands with you like that
-all third persons who on spoiling tete-a-te
i imagined this more like a skit than a hornypost
dom: "hah.. you like that, pet? you're mine, you stupid mutt..."
sub: "uh.. woof woof?"
(LAUGH TRACK)
dom, exasperated: "dude come on"
@GreentextWizard it's funnier if you imagine it's real but this was the peak of his life and now he's 29 and just reliving his childhood because he's miserable in his adulthood