annie 🌱

who’s up watching their boulder roll down again

[interpretation @materialcritic]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[j. mamana @jrmamana]

lotta people using the phrase 'locked in' to mean being super focused on an assignment or w/e. proposing 'locked out' as converse to characterize when you're staring at your shit and just can't do it. 'i'm locked out rn bro. need to work and it's just not happening'

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

#IhavecomplicatedfeelingsabouttheWegovyarticle

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

if my child turned out autistic im putting a baseball right in their lil hands. u will be the greatest pitcher of all time.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Your crucifixion storyline is meaningless unless you also include a resurrection finale

[drea B2B WS CHAMPS @dodgahblues]

there’s something wrong with him but he’s chill as fuck so its okay

[olive @suncaverns]

pretty indifferent to most of chappell roan’s musical output but a huge fan of her body of work as a curmudgeon

[h @ruinsunflower]

under my dictatorship anyone who uses "im just a girl" will be executed in the town square

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

not to be too preachy, but if you feel bad for punch the baby monkey in japan, you should consider adopting an animal from your local animal shelter, as lots of animals need love. if you do so, please consider the long term commitment and don't adopt animals as toys

[jon @delillostan]

I finally realized that I only wanted to get a PhD for attention

[kelly @kelibacy]

emerald fennel really is a boundary-breaker in that she's the first female director to not have her filmmaking career stifled by hollywood misogyny even though she in particular would really deserve it

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

in my america anyone who mentions helen keller on their hinge profile will be promptly banned and executed

[kimberly. @problemsthots]

“alex warren” is a chatgpt created artist you would run into on the kim kardashian hollywood game.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

It’s funny when conservatives brag about being able to enjoy art created by people they disagree with. Bitch you have no other choice 😭

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I’m an English teacher and my students can’t even memorize an Edgar Allan Poe poem. How tf do you forget what comes after “quoth the raven”?

It’s never been “moreover”

[ْ @solodochka]

I may have a Madonna-whore complex for men

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

girl who wants a roster but only goes to gay guy parties

[Meagan Day @meagankday]

It actually doesn’t matter if she was just dropping her kid off at school or was participating in a protest. What matters is that she was obviously trying to get away, not ram her car into people.