pompoir

douchebag

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I'm 44% addicted to film: http://plutor.org/filmaddict/?u=vzkfvukm

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@a_mandolin Here's a bad joke for you. Girl goes into a bar and says to the barman: "I'd like a double entendre please." So he gave her one.

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@danielflorien BTW-you probably know-but the article doesn't mention it:linking the snake in Genesis to Satan is a later Christian invention

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@danielflorien Just read your fine article... God screws up the world, and you a sentence: (should be) "made man" and "susceptible"?

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@hippie_nikki Oh no! You ate the fruit!? (Seriously... curiosity piquing here...)

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@hippie_nikki Could be God testing you, instead of the devil tempting you...

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I'm a cruciverbalist! --Another religion? You know you're just gonna drop the whole thing when you go to college and get a Jewish boyfriend.

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@danielflorien Are you going to blog about why that took so long? Or is it TOO complicated?

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@hippie_nikki Check out youtube.com/JuliaSweeneyBlum. 'Letting Go of God' now on DVD. She's awesome! Sorry I didn't save myself for you. ;)

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"... I am a loathsome, worthless scrap of mortal garbage not fit to be scraped from the sole of his holy sandal" - youtube.com/somegreybloke

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I know parts of our marriage are based on lies, but so are a lot of good [sic] things: religion, American history...

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You're just as bad as me. And you used to be better, so that makes you worse.

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I'm not sure if this is such a good idea. -- First we make love, THEN we decide if it was a good idea; that's the European way.

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So, I'm sure you missed Marge last night? -- Yeah, I missed her like five times. -- What a charming single entendre.

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It's just your trouser devil talking. -- He's not talking, he's yelling!

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Sorry, Homer, I'm afraid it's separate accommodations for you notlyweds. -- What?! But I have urges!

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Time for some shuteye. --Why, Flanders, you rogue! All Marge and I need are a queen-sized bed and a king-sized DO NOT DISTURB sign, grrrowl.

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When the sun goes down it means God's going to China to watch over those good folks.

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Well, then, would you like to limbo? -- Limbo? You mean the dance, or that place where unbaptized babies go? Either way, I'm in.

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Are you alone? -- No, I'm talking to you at this great party.