FerdurtleTurtle

Ferda

[FerdurtleTurtle @ponderingpebble]

PSA to not wear flip flops to the PCL. Leaned back from my cubicle and deadass just caught a retarded Indian kid on his hands and knees taking photos of my feet under the desk. #rainbowflops

[FerdurtleTurtle @ponderingpebble]

Israel this Israel that, it’s fucking gameday

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No, sorry those foul texts I sent last night were actually AI generated, sorry about that

[FerdurtleTurtle @ponderingpebble]

@WashedFuck I mean, i typically like to get wined and dined before I get fucked

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@Snickersbarred @4PF_teidpod Only someone from Alpharetta would say this 🤪

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How the fuck is Kendrick Perkins still on television he’s so obnoxious

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@4PF_teidpod Infinite coin glitch

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Lake Travis cheese dicks really showing out on 6th tonight #jackwalsh

[FerdurtleTurtle @ponderingpebble]

Saw someone unironically whip and nae nae at a club last night

[FerdurtleTurtle @ponderingpebble]

Zero recollection of last night’s Uber ride but my rating dropped by almost half a point

[FerdurtleTurtle @ponderingpebble]

@Snickersbarred @LeCompteWill @Clear TSA pre with clear is gas

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@4PF_teidpod @Blowman200 @Blowman200

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

09.02.23

It begins 🤘

[FerdurtleTurtle @ponderingpebble]

Just heard it first hand. Absolutely unreal.

[Profoundwhomper @Profoundwhomper]

A girl the other night made up a whole ass allegory about playing with salamanders to justify her being a whore

[The Mayor @skankyjane]

Happy 4th of July everybody! I am going to drink so many beers that I forget literally everything about myself, as well as the physical space that I occupy. Fuck you England! #Whatthefuckisakilometer

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@Xandalorian69

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Can’t wait to pour tea off the London bridge tomorrow night

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@Snickersbarred Ever seen a green one?

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@Profoundwhomper @Snickersbarred @AmericanAir 🧐

[FerdurtleTurtle @ponderingpebble]

I typically like to get wined and dined before I get fucked @AmericanAir @Snickersbarred @Profoundwhomper

[FerdurtleTurtle @ponderingpebble]

Talk about a shot in the dark #badlie