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actual hobbit - you probably know me - im a monster fucker

[m @ponyos_ocean]

lotr. genshin. acnh. weed. anime. tiddies. hotel. trivago.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

when someone calls me a misandrist but i literally have a boy cat so like idk must not be true

[m @ponyos_ocean]

@chloscollection ???? pardon i did t hear about this

[m @ponyos_ocean]

@chloscollection strong pass

[The worm @wormbuttsex]

They loved eachother so much I feel sick

[publix 🇨🇺⚢ @cafecubano_]

when a song mentions a car and theres a little beep beep in the track

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

as above: he’s a forehead kisser
so below: he’s an eater

[gtl, gym, tan, lexapro 🦦 @heroinjuulp0d]

hitting my bong the second i wake up

[Happy J @P1atinumJester]

@gildfae

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

not having children in honor of dolly parton

[Imagination Library @dollyslibrary]

Our team, our local program partners, and every operational partner who helps make this program possible each month are heartbroken at the loss of our founder, Dolly Parton. (cont.)

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

Put Dolly on the 20 dollar bill

[daniel @portgascores]

please everybody do not forget how important dolly’s philanthropy towards impoverished & illiterate communities in the south & appalachia was. i’m so so heartbroken

[CLARISSA IN THEATERS DEC 11 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[m @ponyos_ocean]

why not both *gun in each hand*

[⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟ @caseohshoodiee]

gun to ur head emotionally unstable mom or absent dad

[vivi @strawbsvivi]

growing up fat and ugly meant not knowing how to be a girl and forcing yourself into the tomboy stereotype since you weren’t attractive enough to be feminine

[stewie garlic @stewiegarlic]

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Cats are hilarious. They'll act like they can't hear a word you're saying, all while those little ears are angled directly at you. Nice try. Stop ignoring me, you menace.