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🌉 bitcoin assets @polybeaming | strategic handyman @char_btc | Relapsed Attorney | Kor-talian American 🍕🍜🚲 🐕 ⭕️ no legal advice here

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Knicks in 4?

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Mets / Mariners is a really stressful matchup

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@JoeSchlubb Well there it is in pp37. Thats what I get for a quick scroll.

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if you have a USB drive with a list of addresses, you possess a list of addresses.

if you have the private keys, that’s a different story.

[The Daily Stack 🥞 @DailyStackHQ]

Someone built an algorithm to find inactive Bitcoin wallets, reported them to the NYPD as "lost property" - and is now suing to own them.

39,069 wallets. ~3.8M BTC. $286 billion.
No private keys. Just a court order.

The most audacious Bitcoin lawsuit in history.

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@JoeSchlubb Inspired by most likely.

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also nit: this is complaint not an indictment

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@tabconf has been one of my all time favorite industry events. Over two careers and a couple decades of working that says something about the dedication of folks behind it.

let’s make the last one special, see you there?

[Michael Tidwell @miketwenty1]

https://t.co/tTlrhSjGyv

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@stutxo 😭

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@januszg_ @lxdev_ @DraperVC @DraperDragon 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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Haven’t sneezed in a few hours so stepped outside to fix that

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value is in the eye of the beholder

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Apparently Venus is on an 11 day collision course with Uranus and it’s a very big deal. It also sounds hilarious if you’re a 10 year old boy.

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@EliBenSasson @NathanOnCrypto Congrats Eli! Excited to read it!

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😒

[Bitcoin Archive @BitcoinArchive]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸ABA CEO pushing to block Bitcoin & crypto CLARITY Act markup this Thursday over Stablecoin yield language.

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@arshbot There’s a nice hydrology metaphor in here somewhere

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there are two kinds of fried rice: The fun kind from restaurants, and the kind I make at home when I forget to go grocery shopping.

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@rot13maxi This is kinda how I imagine the rust compiler when I do something unacceptable

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Gm! Appropriate to walk around Consensus and tell people their sequencers are centralsed? 🤔

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In line for Pokémon cards because I’m the parent of a 6 I mean 16 year old

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Careful out there friends. Read the opinion screenshot it’s so good.

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Georgia ADA files brief in murder case, cites fake cases generated by AI.

The trial court denied the defendant's motion for a new trial, and issued an order citing the fake cases!

Then, in response to his appeal, the ADA cited even more fake, AI-hallucinated cases!

Unbelievable.