J. Renee

I love my purple plaid flannel
she/her

[J. Renee @poofer3]

@anishmoonka With a quick search, sperm whales need to eat about 1200 kg (2640 lb) per day. A giant squid is roughly 200-450 kg (440-1000 lb), with some reports getting to 900 kg (2000 lb). A sperm whale need to eat about 2-13 giant squid per day.

[J. Renee @poofer3]

I'm excited for the new scrubs. I will immediately turn it off if they make Elliot say frick 500 times again.

[J. Renee @poofer3]

I was always endorsing her but Trump's Anti Kamala speech is just more endorsement.

[J. Renee @poofer3]

I love getting mail. The mailbox brings me joy. However, I have received seven Pro Trump flyers and one Pro Kamala this week. Pro Trump mail makes Kamala look amazing and even more appealing as a dangerous liberal. I am officially endorsing Kamala as the next US president.

[J. Renee @poofer3]

@MattGuerry My neice is in a lion king phase so I watched it 10x on vacation. It's real.

[J. Renee @poofer3]

I would like to reiterate removing Healthcare for politicians. They should also have a minimum hourly wage.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

there NEEDS to be an age limit for running for president

[J. Renee @poofer3]

He can't have a vendetta against me if I'm my own mailman

[J. Renee @poofer3]

Does anyone else think that the mailman has a vendetta against them if there's no mail in the box when you get home? No? Just me??

[J. Renee @poofer3]

@chipyip12

[J. Renee @poofer3]

I usually get up at 6 am, start my day, say hello to Joe around 10 am, do some more tasks, 2 pm nap until 4 or 5, sometimes later depending on my schedule for the next day.

[fartcheeto @fartcheeto]

The one thing they don't tell you about having a hot girlfriend is that the prettiest girls are also the sleepiest. Every morning i get up and do random side quests for 4-6 hours until she wakes up.

[J. Renee @poofer3]

@chipyip12 💅

[J. Renee @poofer3]

@chipyip12 Bow to me more often then.

[arielle @ellycelly]

Fuck it, I’m writing the hockey romance novel where you fall for the person inside the Gritty suit.

[J. Renee @poofer3]

Goals

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

legend

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Release black men from jail with weed charges 💚

[fartcheeto @fartcheeto]

The one thing they don't tell you about having a hot girlfriend is that the prettiest girls are also the sleepiest. Every morning i get up and do random side quests for 4-6 hours until she wakes up.

[FemkUltra @FemK_Ultra]

the fact that Eurovision was nakedly pro-Ukraine in 2022 and now are committed to suddenly being 'non-political' in the face of israel's genocide in gaza makes me sick to my stomach

[J. Renee @poofer3]

@dannixphantom Some days I let it happen, like when we go on a car ride to see the house with 50 minion blow ups at Christmas time. Other days, I threaten to throw myself into the Schuylkill.

[J. Renee @poofer3]

They gotta stop making Despicable Me movies. I can't take Joe's obsession with minions.

[J. Renee @poofer3]

Watching a crime show about women victims and if I'm ever murdered, please do not say that I was "a friend to everyone" or "lit up any room". Please say that I was a bad bitch who was not to be trifled with and would argue about anything because I'm never wrong, the real truth.