Nicholas Hilton

The life of a toilet texter is never easy. It down right stinks.

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@PHXTinman thanks buddy!

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Smartphones are to blame for early onset of hemorrhoids in teens. #imsureitstrue

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@PHXTinman @bizkut_84 hells yeah! Bring on the ALPACAlypse! #IHATELLAMAS

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Laying a ass snake at Texas Roadhouse... Good times

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Sometimes I laugh at some of the random things I think of... Today it was material for a stand up routine. #shitjokes

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This is the place I host all of my websites and they are having a great deal right now! http://t.co/isDnzfsT

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For the first time this summer, I was able to drive to work with the windows down comfortably! Hurray for 75 degree mornings! #endofsummer

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The only "Shark" show I like is #sharktank. And it doesn't bastardize itself over a whole week. Just saying...

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Selling my beautiful car... I'm going to miss her! Anyone interested? http://ow.ly/5HmP1

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Anybody have a Google+ account that they would like to invite me from? I would love you longtime! [email protected]

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I've always wondered about the phrase "Bat Shit Crazy". Do you go crazy if you eat bat shit? Is it crazy to watch a bat shit? #confused

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Today is going to be a good day... I feel it in my guts! Let's go gangbusters on the day!

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"I'm going to be me, I'm going to have fun, I'm going to let my Freak Flag fly" Awesome quote from a Ford commercial. #GreatQuotes #Awesome

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Well, that was just about as dumb as taking the entire ancient roman army to take over Bisbee, AZ. Huge effort and nothing to show for it.

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Where is the reset button? As soon as I lathered up... BAM, the morning stink train was going full speed ahead! #hateitwhen

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Now-and-Laters are the bane of my existence! N&L = going now, but know you will have to finish later. #ihateitwhen

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I hate it when a bead of sweat rolls off of my back and down my ass crack. It triggers stinky time #hateitwhen

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This morning as I drifted off to hazy dreams, I imagined I was a deer. I woke to pebbles beneath me in the bowl. Wow... surreal.

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Good Morning!

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@Bizkut_84 @charlicarli @missmykelle @PHXTinman come follow me for some riveting tweets from beyond the wooden/metal doors. #pooisms