Rolf L.

[ptbo_utilities @ptbo_utilities]

Outage in the north end, approx 2000 customers. Crews are on site and investigating.

[Rolf L. @pool_boy3]

@mamasblonde ..... It's covered in 300 000 diamonds #$$$$$$

[Rolf L. @pool_boy3]

@mamasblonde will this do #twobirdswithonestone

[Rolf L. @pool_boy3]

@mamasblonde so true ...#yumyum

[Scouse Trip @ScouseTrip]

The awkward moment u realise u left ur mechanical arm on wank mode. #breaktheinternet https://t.co/L2cVPZR3gT

[Rolf L. @pool_boy3]

@mamasblonde ...u know it , I'm all about business #slaphappy

[Rolf L. @pool_boy3]

@mamasblonde .... No joke , I read it in the male mathematics hand book #itsmyout

[Rolf L. @pool_boy3]

@mamasblonde .... Ur 1 trumps my 4 ... #simplemath .... #itsbeenbrought

[Rolf L. @pool_boy3]

@mamasblonde ..... Who bailed on a w/e get away + #sharkweek #QueenOfMidnights ...HA!!! Take that.

[Floyd @Floyd_On_Funny]

Do it yourself boob job, women are so sneaky.
http://t.co/C5R9F3p6yS

[Sidney Abbott @sidneyabbot]

I think I love this bird even more than John Smiths (breakfast of champions) http://t.co/lXh4E26WVk

[Sidney Abbott @sidneyabbot]

The 3 best selling colours are:

Purple-headed womb broom
Bald headed Yogurt slinger
Heat seeking moisture missile

[Rolf L. @pool_boy3]

@mamasblonde .... U got it , I am the best #workit

[Rolf L. @pool_boy3]

@mamasblonde done #cuddlemaster

[Wakeup People @WakeupPeopIe]

First rule of Fight Club You don't talk about Fight Club.

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

Now here's a holiday we know you all celebrate! Don't miss your favorite Shark Week shows all day on @Discovery.

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

See if your favorite @SharkWeek clip of the year won! → http://t.co/kLb071do9z #Discovery2014

[Mark (He/Him) @MARKSMlTH]

When you're trying to find the perfect tune before you jump in the shower