Alex

Wannabe scientist. Aspiring cat lady. he/him/whom'st

[Alex @Poolesqaug]

Protestants were a mistake BC what do u mean u think u can overpower a demon !!!! 😤😤

[Sour @The_Sourkraut]

"Guns won't work against..."
You think some abomination sealed for 3000 years has somehow developed an immunity to a weapon it cannot even fathom. Sorry bud, we are the horrors beyond comprehension.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

brat summer is over. the time of the orc has come

[Alex @Poolesqaug]

I have this thought like 4 times a day

[JP @jpbrammer]

to be completely candid with myself it’s seeming increasingly unlikely that a rugged fisherman is going to enter my life and inspire a celebrated novel about the sea

[jamie @jmsnftzptrck]

one of my maybe crazier beliefs is that I think advertising should be illegal

[Alex @Poolesqaug]

😭😭 he's such a gimp like... it's so joever for us isn't it

[j @jrc1921]

'I am delighted to have the support and the backing of The Sun. I think that shows just how much this is a changed Labour Party, back in the service of working people.'

[lockheed martin scorsese 𖢥 @slimjosa]

“mr. gorbachev, tear down this coconut tree!”

[Ram V @therightram]

🖤

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

babe wake up another homoerotic dracula ballet just dropped
(from the polish national opera, choreography by krzysztof pastor and music by wojciech kilar)

[𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙕 ☆ @brotaminz]

“moment of silence for isra-“

[Dashiell M. Silva @dashiellsilva]

E. M. Forster be like:

[Alex @Poolesqaug]

Ijbol 😭😭

[Prash Singh @prash_singh]

My grandfather built motors that powered big machines. In a lab not so different from his workshop, my colleagues and I uncovered the assembly of the bacterial motor. Today, this discovery has been published in @NatureMicrobiol #MolecularNodes #Discovery https://t.co/m98Df1DuOr

[Alex @Poolesqaug]

This made me so mad like... If yall can't be bothered to write your own paper why tf would I want to bother to read it?

[Guillaume Cabanac ⟨here and elsewhere⟩ @gcabanac]

🤖 So #ChatGPT wrote the first sentence of this @ElsevierConnect article. Any other parts of the article too? How come none of the coauthors, Editor-in-Chief, reviewers, typesetters noticed? How can this happen with regular peer-review? https://t.co/C4vX317zYV

[𝐶. @itscelyunique]

cant believe the standard is now “will he peel a fruit for you” straight women are victims

[Alex @Poolesqaug]

@eilishfantasy The hand jive clip on the word "jive" from the song.... I gasped

[Armani @armani_miller97]

@SolRadiant7 They be calling anyone twinks nowadays 😭 it’s been gentrified 💔

[Alex @Poolesqaug]

Girl what in the hell is going on in london... we have GOT to get the football stans another hobby

[Alex @Poolesqaug]

@jpbrammer They should have been in the club 💔

[Sweeney Todd @SweeneyToddBway]

There’s a new deadly duo in town— Fleet Street is honored to welcome Aaron Tveit as Sweeney Todd and Sutton Foster as Mrs. Lovett beginning February 9. #AttendTheTale