poonis

I believe in slime

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

I am the man in my profile picture. I ate 4 crab cakes in under 10 minutes. I am a hero, locally.

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

#FirstShot #TheBatmanPart2 CC:@E_Messerschmidt Here We Go…

[F @thesupremefeedr]

@niyahluvvsu @AnalystAdekola Pedo-Hollywood vibes

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

@BlackCasebook @rubysapphrald Tim’s has the Movie Mindset so he solves a Film Freak case faster than Bruce

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

This is how I also would react to seeing Mr. Martinez.

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

Hey! Mr. Martinez! 😀🦇

[ryan @nothirtyseven]

how i'm looking at my beer this weekend #joemmunity #weekend #joebox

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

@MILFmassacre Hesse

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

@BlueSideOtaku @Dearme2_ You’re a fucking rapist

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

@Rainmaker1973 @kissingmennow Do you think this guy is handsome?

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

Big Arch burger is the best burger ever created.
I ate 1 a day for the last 3 days!

[Epically Conclusive Emma @Ecstasy5927]

"You know what they call Pizza Movie in france?"

"They don't call it Pizza Movie?"

"No man they got french art films there they wouldn't know what a movie is"

"What'd they call it?"

"Mission: Pizza"

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

@FitMarshmellow It was a truly painful day of Twitter from you— good work

[Sick Animation @SickAnimation]

Why do white girls always try to get me to watch The Hudsucker Proxy? Enough already with The Hudsucker Proxy.

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

@Maudeofmany Doesn’t matter. It’s still “like that”.

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

@rappinyakubian

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

Doing this inside the bar

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

> be me
> Chad moves into neighborhood
> wife won’t stop watching him drive by on his motorbike
> she makes me watch all his movies and shows
> even my kids love him
> get drunk and finally confront him one afternoon
> get beat up in front of my kids
> selectively edit the tape
> everyone finds out
> wife leaves me and takes kids
> his face outside my window everyday

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

@legotrillermoth An Unserious House on a Deeply Unserious Earth

[poonis @poonis_mouse]

@heatherjaykay Come on Travis…

[₿en Wehrman @benwehrman]

Is Antarctica really on total international lockdown from the public to "protect the penguins"?

Or is something far bigger being hidden from us? 🤔