Poop Snap

Poop humor. Fart jokes. Booger laughs.

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I can't wait for this movie!!! https://t.co/jditY3iM9i

[Chicago Bars @chicagobars]

I fear for the Republic.

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Or is there some #GOP #conspiracy to #deny #toilet #paper #science?

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I gotta believe that the #USA has #toilet #paper #engineers and that they're good enough to figure it out.

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I #hate #toilet #paper that doesn't rip on the first yank. Does #Charmin think I want to unspool a whole roll at 4am?

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So I think it's safe to say that since @realDonaldTrump has been elected, orange is NOT the new black.

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Or...set yourself on fire. It'll hurt less.

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

The other "REAL news" is that this was initiated by the Obama Administration in September. https://t.co/QO7ENK0wf9

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"I'm taking a fucking shit!!!"

- Me yelling though the door to nobody.

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@charli_xcx Braggabouit!

[Yung Rénzél 👑 @RickRoss]

Perfect day to boss up

[Boozer Plaskonic 🇭🇷 @seaniiboy24]

ROLL FUCKING COCKS

[Busted Coverage @bustedcoverage]

COCKS! COCKS! COCKS!

COCKS! COCKS! COCKS!

GOOOOOOOO COCKS!

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If you're in #SouthCarolina, how many dudes are running around yelling "#COCKS!"? #cocksvsgators #cocksgotgame #cockscockscocks

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#Remember to #hug your #pillows tight because one day they will be the #lover that you will #never have.

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I'm like a #cocaine #hitting the #monkey #button right now.

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"I HAD TO RUN AWAY HIGH SO I WOULDN'T COME HOME LOW!"

- me going to the grocery store.

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I know this is a morbid thought, but I betcha #BrockTurner woke up this morning and went "whew!".

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@ChicagoVomit Spring time is here!

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So far, all I got for #Christmas is a lot of #beer #farts. Here's to passin' #gas through your #ass this #holiday #season!