aaron majunkout

dogs love me cuz im crazy sniffable

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

@jackskokos thanks for letting us know

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

i miss club penguin so much oh my god

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

@jackskokos keep it up pal! 😁

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

i sure wish my ass was 3 sizes larger…. then i could walk down the street and everyone would turn their heads and murmur… “Oh my god… Thats Aaron Phat Ass over there….”

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

@jackskokos

[kt @kamptey]

drinking wine while playing tetris on my couch man life doesn't get better than this!!!

[Kevin Cabral @grunklekev]

Okay but what if DUNE was a comedy? Fan trailer by yours truly.

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

@kamptey the horses name was friday

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

ive been fighting fate too long. im so weary. i give up. i have been running from it my whole life, but no longer!!! today i must face my true destiny and become the worlds greatest garbageman!!!

[Dong Nguyen @dongatory]

I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

Hello,

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Told a neighborhood squirrel “bad day to be to a squirrel..” ominously and he hit me with the “…” i repeated myself 4-5 times and he remained stoic, clearly he is warrior caste or something similar in my local squirrel society

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

@kamptey one time i ordered a box combo from raising canes and forgot to sub out the slaw for an extra toast and i quite literally drove my car off a bridge

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

me: i am going to become the greatest man to ever live and there aint NOTHING you can do to stop me!!!!

guy with gun pointed directly at my head: Well you see,

[dip 🇳🇵 @fentpressed]

What reading Wikis for extinct megafauna at 3 am feels like

[aaron majunkout @poopydoopyhere]

i saw return of the king extended edition in theaters tonight and im just gonna kil myself cuz nothing is ever gonna top that