michael 🥒

psycho, im liable to go michael

[Mo Ayato 🌠🐾 【Cappuverse SFU】 @redredraccoons]

canadians be like "thank you!" to the bus driver

[punished Nella 🥞 🎣 @punished_trout]

why is she holding a volume from the Marx Engels Gesamtausgabe

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

@DoneyW8lliam how many a day? never diet?

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

if only money could've ulamed me

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

i have a wrath IRA

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

https://t.co/vmlWQ0ZLNT

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

@gasstationcarts i missed you

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

dont go chasing HTNs, please stick to the jesters and the foids that youre used to

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

every time i visit my nonna she tells me i've gotten taller

[cabby @cabby]

(facing the consequences of my actions) Bro I think I’m cursed or something

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

im pregnant

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

The gay hockey show, while fun, is giving Americans a noble savage view of hockey players. These are not good people

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

does this dress make me look subhuman?

[WORST TAPE @Ganger4eva]

Imma name my Daughter Zelle

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

i was born in the wrong time zone

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

is it okay to have nothing and to have never had anything and to be nothing and to be no one

[Matt Huber @Matthuber78]

Incredible piece on the financial “straitjacket” that confronts all forms of municipal power.

“If the city were to get into fiscal trouble and face a decision between paying teachers and paying bondholders, it would have to pay bondholders.” https://t.co/wKLZoKfghm

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

this is a meme my grandmother gave to me. i want you to have it

[michael 🥒 @poorbaby__]

you're like a cousin to me