Ryan

Owner of Forest Park Woodworks. University of Alabama Alumni #RollTide

[Ryan @poortastic]

@ThePME It just showed up. It was giving some weird gateway error message. I changed browsers and it fixed it.

[Ryan @poortastic]

@FanGolfChamps @ThePME It’s currently saying there is no open contest?

[KerrBear 🪷 @MPLSKerrBear]

** Politics Break** seriously, this will leave you speechless.

[nick.eth @nicksdjohnson]

Recently I was targeted by an extremely sophisticated phishing attack, and I want to highlight it here. It exploits a vulnerability in Google's infrastructure, and given their refusal to fix it, we're likely to see it a lot more. Here's the email I got:

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Husbands returning to their families after watching The Masters for four straight days

[Jared Cornutt @jaredcornutt]

Bama Hoops started with the seculars (Robert Morris), took down the Catholics (St. Mary’s), and just excommunicated the Mormons (BYU). Next up: the liberal Methodists (Duke).

This isn’t March Madness. It’s the Reformation.

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

President Donald Trump has authorized JD Vance to dewoke Smithsonian institutions including the National Zoo. What is a woke zoo animal? Let’s go find out.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Creed x The Masters = Perfection

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

Zero excuse to not get to the Joe this weekend. Number one team coming to town and a huge opportunity to put college baseball on notice. Coach Vaughn is building something special here, and fan support needs to be at an all time high.

[St. Paul & The Broken Bones @StP_BrokenBones]

Throwing it back with our cover of @OtisRedding’s I’ve Been Loving You. ❤️

[James Spann @spann]

SATURDAY: Attached to this post is the Significant Tornado Parameter valid Saturday evening at 7p CT (3km NAM). The STP is a composite index that shows areas were tornado formation is likely. Values are extremely elevated over much of Alabama at that hour (max 15.5)

Parameters continued to favor the potential for a few violent, long track tornadoes across Alabama Saturday afternoon and Saturday night. The window for severe storms with this second round is from roughly noon Saturday until 3a CT Sunday. We might be able to narrow that window down a bit on future updates. 

The first round will come from roughly 10p CT tomorrow until 8a CT Saturday. A few tornadoes are possible at that time as well. But the main event will come later in the day into Saturday night. 

KEY MESSAGES

*Our goal for any severe weather event in Alabama is no loss of life, and no serious injuries. It takes us all working together to make that happen. Everyone must have a reliable way of hearing warnings. Never, ever an outdoor siren. Never. A NOAA Weather Radio should be in every Alabama home and business. On your phone, have WEA (Wireless Emergency Alerts) enabled (look under notifications and be sure "emergency alerts" are active), and have the 33/40 weather app installed.

*In your safe place, have helmets for everyone, including adults. Most serious injuries in tornadoes involve blunt force trauma above the shoulders.

*If you live in a mobile home, know the location of the nearest shelter, or business open 24/7 that can serve as a shelter. Have transportation arranged so you can get there quickly.

*If you are reading this, you pay attention to weather. Understand many people don’t keep up with the weather, so you can be a hero during the severe weather event. Let them know this is a high end threat. During the event, if you have a friend or loved one in a tornado warning polygon, call or text them to let them know of the immediate danger. You can play a huge role in saving lives.

*Subscribe to the James Spann and ABC 33/40 YouTube channels so you can watch our live coverage. We are thankful for the out of state YouTubers who do long form severe weather coverage, but to be truly successful in reaching people and communicating warnings in high end severe weather events like this, you have to understand the people, culture, geography, and microclimate of the region impacted.

*We don't share any of this to scare people. But strong wording is necessary on occasion, and this is one of those times. Get the warnings, have a good plan, and we get through this together.

[Dylan Holt @DylanHolt_]

“Billy, this is ESPN+. ESPN created an app that allows sports fans to watch games that aren’t broadcasted on the traditional ESPN channels. It’s great for things like mid major basketball or college baseball.

The downside is that it is the worst app on planet earth.”

[Alabama Crimson Tide | AL.com @aldotcomTide]

👀 Live look at Toomer's Corner after Auburn's loss to Alabama:

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

The mix of melody and laughter is very pleasant💖
🎶Typewriter - La máquina de escribir. Leroy Anderson

[World Hockey Report @worldhockeyrpt]

Greatest 9 seconds in hockey history

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Look at what it means to these guys 😤

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

Patrick Mahomes playing like Tommy Tuberville coached him.

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Austin Brown @Austin_Vols]

- Auburn Football hasn’t won more than 6 games this decade
- Auburn Baseball was the worst team in the SEC last season
- Auburn women’s Basketball is 1 game above 500
- Auburn softball hasn’t made a super regional since 2017

Auburn is good at men’s basketball. That’s it.