hg

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billionaires being the new low class now if you’re not a trillionaire you might as well be a millionaire

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not if I get there first.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

UPDATE: Elon Musk needs another $998.7 trillion to become humanity’s first quadrillionaire.

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pockets getting too fat no weight watchers no lipo

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when she tries to breakup with you so you ask Miami promoter Nate to put her in your section

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The ordained recognized an American from Chicago… before a woman says a lot

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we are most likely to have a female pope before our first female president

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Had thoughts of converting to Christianity. Took it as far as applying to Yale as a clergy major. Waiting to hear back.

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watching dracula. thinking about my smile lines.

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I have self control, I just don’t like not doing the things I want to do.

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@ElizabethHolmes @bryan_johnson they put milk in bags plastic bags so I wouldn’t put it past them

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People learn about their first tax break and start preaching about giving your money away like I didn’t have Presbyterian Hospital auto withdrawals on before they were born.

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cautiously optimistic

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In Cambridge Massachusetts got asked to speak at Harvard

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aws outage well that’s what happens when you trust architects with a computer persons job like picking up a brick and software are completely different skill sets

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Ate two cupcakes for breakfast but it’s fine, I take enough supplements to compete with Bryan Johnson. Balance is biohacking

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birthday eve

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Just got a ‘drive safely and respectfully’ email in the form of a mass reminder but felt targeted

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feeling like ruby bridges

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can we take a moment to acknowledge my strength