nena theis

Wife, mother, pizza enthusiast. Franklin's personal assistant.

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

@SteveOnSpeed 😂😂

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

@BacheloretteABC So…everyone pees on him?

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

There is only one more week until the #FatBearWeek Competition begins and the Queen of Corpulence, 435 Holly, must defend her 2019 Fat Bear Week champion title. She is up against some big competition, including 2 time #FatBearWeek Champion bear 480 Otis.

NPS Photo/N. Boak

[Omaha Police Dept @OmahaPolice]

I appreciate the peaceful expression at 13th & Howard. Please keep it that way. Thank you. Your message is heard. #OPD via @OPDDCKanger

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

@SeanLowe09 Only for the past 33 years.

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

Our sweet surprise this week: Harrison Thomas joined us 5 weeks early, and we are totally in love! 😍💙😍💙😍
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3lbs 8oz // 16in // 11:15am // Oct 2, 2018 @ UNC REX Healthcare https://t.co/Mz7wUnEbYw

[Meredith B. Kile @em_bee_kay]

I've never wished so hard that Alyssa Milano was a real witch.

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

@ejpalmer30 @ScaryMommy We do. We ruin everything.

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

I can hear my chin getting fatter.

#35weeks

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

Would like to take this opportunity to officially write in Jordan as my vote for #TheBachelor
@fleissmeister @BachelorABC

[Mike Fleiss @fleissmeister]

Happy man! #TheBachelor

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

just took me waaaay too long into an episode of @pawpatrol to realize I was watching it by myself.

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

When my alarm starts going off this morning

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Marriage is a fun way to test your threshold for loud chewing and snoring.

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

I’m gonna need Kendal and Grocery Store Joe to get married & have lots of grocery store babies or love is dead to me. #BachelorInParadise

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Are we really all just going along with this whole “boneless buffalo wing” thing?

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

Dry shampoo, except for my entire house.

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

Scrubbing sharpie off of granite is a nice, unexpected way to spend a Sunday evening.

[nena theis @popfizzpink]

Just ordered @freshlypicked infant dino moccs purely out of stress but 10/10 would do again

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Nothing makes me more nervous than knowing I’m gonna have to try to pronounce “gyro” while ordering food.