Van

Married man/adopted dog father. I enjoy the finer things in life: cheep beer,bad tattoos,and flying nuns...seriously who reads these bios?

[ivar stenberg is a san jose shark dot com @ABoyAndHisTeam]

there are no guarantees in this life.

except the vegas golden knights blowing a third period lead in the playoffs. that's 100% guaranteed every time

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill

[Alon Mizrahi @alon_mizrahi]

Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days
Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars

[Van @poppunkers]

@mae511 🤣🤣 the jimmy g one got me good haha

[Van @poppunkers]

@ryansickler @madflavor The Joey story needs to continue!

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday…….You’re walking in with a big dick and sparklers…..Giving zero fucks!

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

Watching full blown global conflicts on Twitter is the craziest experience of modern life.

War, war, Alabama lands 5 star, F1, Auburn Loss, Epstein, war, Georgia player arrested, missiles.

[ESPN @espn]

Terry Smith changed the sports logo game when he created the San Jose Sharks logo in the early 90s 🦈🙌

(via @NHL)

[Brodie Brazil @BrodieBz]

Ned & Bob threw em better. 🤷‍♂️🤣

[KNBR @KNBR]

Papa: "Macklin Celebrini is the most talented Sharks player (fill in the blank.)"

@BrodieBz: "Potentially ever ... If he's on that same trajectory that I'm expecting and hoping for, I'm gonna put him in the same conversation as Bay Area legends like Joe Montana, Ricky Henderson, Jerry Rice, Barry Bonds, Steph Curry — I mean, the list is gonna keep going on and on."

(via Papa & @greg0silver)

[Steve Micciche @MitchBHavin]

Signing that petition to keep McD as Bills coach outed yourself as a loser with loser mentality. Just look at what's happening in the AFC. It's a fascinating if not comical reminder of people afraid of change and not seeing the bigger picture in the sports world. Anyway fuck ICE.

[Van @poppunkers]

Every time ‘Furture Myopia’ comes on I always envision @betterlovers making a claymation video to this. #hungrythoughts @jordanbuckley @mi

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Hope everyone has a rockin Monday

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Good to have ya back, Greg Papa.

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Matt Maiocco @MaioccoNBCS]

When the NFL schedule was released in the spring, my first thought was, "Oh, that 49ers-Bears game in Week 17 will be flexed out."

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

This is the first playoff since 1998 that won't feature Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, or Patrick Mahomes.

[Randy Hahn @sharkvoice]

20 years ago tonight, the Sharks traded for Joe Thornton. No single event transformed our team in the way that Jumbo coming to San Jose did. He was and is “The Best!” @SanJoseSharks @NBCSSharks

[Van @poppunkers]

@IA_Hawkeye @MensHumor 1,4,8 let’s dance 💪