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kitbashing time and space until it glitches

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@Polymarket So if humans can create computer viruses with malicious humanlike behavior does that mean that malicious humans are also computer viruses?

Maybe we're one step closer to demonstrating that this is all a simulation within a simulation within yet another simulation.

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@PolymarketMoney You can either buy a box of weird tasting frozen hockey pucks, or you can make a big meatless pizza with fresh thick cut fruits and vegetables that taste great.

It was a whole sub-industry dedicated to guilting people into eating wholly unsatisfying products.

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@PeteHegseth @POTUS

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@RonDeSantis Might I suggest making an example of some of them before they have time to foment into a far more serious national security risk?

I think there's a correct number of militant islamic marxists in Florida, or anywhere in the USA, and that number is zero.

https://t.co/xCeHeXRER3

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@StephenM Things like allowing jaywalking in New York City and disallowing Los Angeles from pursuing lesser traffic infractions should be clearer signs that big city leadership is courting the unlawful at the expense of the lawful. The erosion of civic duty and decorum.

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@tbpn This is what The Simpsons called superliminal messaging.

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@TheBabylonBee I'm just waiting on him to release the Cow Level Files. Because if there's evidence the Cow Level is real but the portal to get there is scientifically impossible, does it really exist?

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@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt Bath and Gaseous Celestial Bodyworks.

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@TheBabylonBee I'm something of a chiropterologist myself.

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And Father's Day this year, June 21, also happened to be Ray Davies's birthday. Kind of a cool coincidence.

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For Father's Day I got my father The Boys of Dungeon Lane by Sir Paul McCartney, and Americana by Sir Ray Davies. Two albums of a similar vein, introspective works by defining voices of the British Invasion era.

McCartney got a 'The Beatles are bigger than Jesus' encore on Stephen Colbert's final show. The night I decided the album was an excellent Father's Day gift because my father is notoriously difficult to shop for. I got the CD set because I'm not sure how many vinyl editions of Dungeon Lane there are. Maybe too many. Didn't even see the Blood Records Blue & White Liquid Splatter one until it was long sold out. It does look cool.

Which is maybe why the Davies pairing made sense. It's not mainstream. But maybe with America's 250th birthday mere days away, it's a timely gift. It balances the charm of McCartney with something more challenging and bittersweet. Both exemplary songwriters and storytellers. But maybe a reminder that as we age it's as much where we look back as how we look back that shapes us.

I'm sure my father will like both. And maybe it's the symbolism speaking. But I hope my father enjoys Americana just a little bit more than Dungeon Lane.

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@TheBabylonBee I'm still of the school of thought that the Bible and other historical works co-reference a devastating but localized Mesopotamian flood.

You can probably even partially map the northern flood boundary by excluding the Syrian elephant.

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LEGO Fortnite has some real gems in its dialogue exchanges.

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F-minus photograph of an absolutely S-tier store-bought seedless watermelon. Might never find another one this close to perfect. Nectar of the gods.

Dream big but savor the nourishment of every smaller blessing.

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@TheBabylonBee

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My social battery pin would be even more accurate if it were half yellow and half light green, and then I could indicate whether I'm an 'oh so close' mood of yellow or a 'nowhere near there' mood of yellow.

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Ideas are never really discarded.

Sometimes they're just waiting to be combined with other ideas.

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It's been a landscape and LEGO kind of month.