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BREAKING 👇

World Health Organization categorizes Hantavirus as a “Short Virus”, meaning it only effects short people

Source: @WHO

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Anthony Fantano reacts to hearing “Jocko Homo” by Devo for the first time.

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🚀🚨The Artemis II crew aboard the Orion spacecraft were awoken this morning to Mr. Bungle’s “Disco Volante” playing at max volume.

All four astronauts were reportedly inconsolable.

Source: @NASA

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🚨Important New Dad Meta🚨

Dad sneezes will be 10-15% more powerful from now on.

The change comes after months of receiving complaints from dads saying their sneezes were still too quiet.

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Michael Cera has been cloned.

When asked why, he offered: “I am one cool guy, wait scratch that, two cool guys.”

Source: @mikesarah

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Little known fact but Weens “Doctor Rock” is actually a cover of the song of the same name by The Beatles

Source: @thebeatles

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Apple’s iOS 26.4 introduces nine new emojis:

- Trombone
- Treasure Chest
- Funny Bird
- Hairy Creature
- Fight Cloud
- Orca
- Landslide
- Kicking Feet

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Sebastian Murphy of Viagra Boys is in China.

“That’s just where I am”, he told reporters.

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“Tung Tung Tung Sahur: The Movie” to be directed by Quentin Tarantino.

🎥 It releases June 12th.

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Mars will smile tomorrow.

This marks the first time Mars has smiled since February 16th.

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Them Yorke of Radiohead is very very very very very very very very very very sorry:

“I am very very very very very very very very very very sorry.”

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American Football have forsaken The Knights of the Crystal Society’s code of honor and brought upon themselves eternal damnation.

It was the inspiration for their upcoming album: “LP4”, out May 1st, 2026.

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Björk has just purchased a family of chickens.

“They remind me of what’s most important in life”, she offered in an interview.

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U.S. Vice-President, JD Vance, and Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, set to meet next week over a new weapons deal.

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Pop Stop has been offered $10,000,000 to change their name to “Poop Stoop”.

Do YOU think they should take the offer?

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Former Beatles member Paul McCartney allegedly filmed terrorizing people while dressed as a clown.

He offered no word on the matter to reporters.

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Mars will smile tomorrow.

This marks the first time Mars has smiled since 1992.

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Russel Mael of Sparks accidentally hints at third sparks brother “Ryan Mael” in new interview:

“yeah the new album is going very well! always a joy to work with Ron and Ry- oops you didn’t hear that last part 👀”

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Avey Tare of Animal Collective currently in the ICU after a reported “peanut incident”