🚀🚨The Artemis II crew aboard the Orion spacecraft were awoken this morning to Mr. Bungle’s “Disco Volante” playing at max volume.
All four astronauts were reportedly inconsolable.
Source: @NASA
🚨Important New Dad Meta🚨
Dad sneezes will be 10-15% more powerful from now on.
The change comes after months of receiving complaints from dads saying their sneezes were still too quiet.
American Football have forsaken The Knights of the Crystal Society’s code of honor and brought upon themselves eternal damnation.
It was the inspiration for their upcoming album: “LP4”, out May 1st, 2026.
Russel Mael of Sparks accidentally hints at third sparks brother “Ryan Mael” in new interview:
“yeah the new album is going very well! always a joy to work with Ron and Ry- oops you didn’t hear that last part 👀”