Swarly

she/her

[Ruby Scanlon @rubyscanlon]

New report from @bill_drexel and I on US-China tech competition in Brazil!

We focus on AI compute 🖥️, smart cities 🌆, and LEO satellites 🛰️

While zooming in on Brazil, the insights speak to global dynamics in the US-China tech competition

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[donald boat @laserboat999]

me: keep having this dream where i'm playing elf basketball in their moonlit fortress city, and they keep double dribbling on me, and i keep saying you can't do that, and they keep saying yes we can

therapist (Writing MOLESTED in big block letters) You feel betrayed by the elves

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

hey man im sorry if we got off on the wrong foot. why don't you just say four or five things to me real quick and i'll try and agree with at least three of them

[Poe Zone 666 @PrairieIre]

Do not approach my beautiful friends with an offensive or vile energy or I will kill you with my mind

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Lemme know if there’s anything you need out of my cold, dead hands

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

they just Lifted up the rock im Under and i scurried around a Little bit but it was Pretty much just a Reflex , i really wasn’t That scared

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Ayo Edebiri waking up in a Saw trap: Ooh, uhh, ahh jeez 😐 Mr. Jigsaw, uhh, sir umm 🥴 Jiggy 😳 well, okay I think there's been a BIG misunderstanding here, like a huge one.. Boy this floor is dirty, is that blood?😬
Rachel Sennott: HELPPPPP! I'M TOO YOUNG AND HOT FOR THISSSS!

[Swarly @popularnerdd]

the most unrealistic part of Bottoms was that Hazel wasn’t nonbinary

[SLUG @generalslug]

almost accidentally sent a cover letter that said “warm retards, (my name)” today

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

physical geography of a house party is so important. you gotta be social napoleon sometimes. conversational flanking manouvres etc

[a @soupsized]

i think i might be crazy but sometimes i see a tree reflect sunlight and break into tears

[Swarly @popularnerdd]

@_itsnuzie Ok cheekbones

[jo @whatsJo]

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

[enzo @amaybetino]

in case Dog Days Are Over comes on

[pj @pjayevans]

(looking up from candy crush) yeahh wait sorry how did she die