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my kids say some funny shit.

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Got home from a trip to the ER with this little guy and all he wanted was to fall asleep listening to @ENTERSHIKARI on vinyl. 😍

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S: mommy. I LOVE TO EAT BOOGERS.
me: ew.
S: but theyre my favorite
Me: but thats gross
S: but theyre my favorite. Remember?
Me: but thats still gross.
As he walks away: EVERYTHING IS AWESOMMMMME

😐😑😐😑😐
#boymom #Ridiculousness #grosskids #nastyass

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6: whats 1 + 1?
4: 2!
6: whats 3 + 3?
4: 6!
6: whats 10 + 10?
4: woah. Thats a hard one. What is it?!

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@RouReynolds O.o this is frightening.

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Me: Yo. Butt in the chair.
6yo: mind your own business.
Me: I'm your mother. You do as I say
6yo: PROVE IT
Me: have you seen my face? Have you seen your face? Have you seen how they look EXACTLY alike?

🤦‍♀️

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I wonder if the guy tweeting for @realDonaldTrump gets a raise every time a tweet causes controversy and an uproar 😂😂

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#talk2wftda how do these refs even issue lap points though

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My divorce was finalized last week and I am disappointed by the lack of confetti.

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@ArtofClint lol I think you've been hacked, bro.

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I wonder how many viewers @WalkingDead_AMC will lose after that finale. Same shit, different episode. Getting a little tired of this.

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@Joeboken ✌

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@Joeboken its not Republicans that are nuts. Trump is nuts. But I no sooner would vote for a traitor or a socialist. No thanks.

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@Joeboken ignorant AND arrogant. What a deadly combination.

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@Joeboken spreading ignorant thinking. You truly must know what's best. 👌

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@DanielWyher it looks like a cat shirt I saw.

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Wiped so many times doing Kings fall on normal.. Can't imagine doing it on hard D: #Destiny

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#votebluenomatterwho is a fucking joke... Right?

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@Jenna_Marbles I had to get my cat's teeth removed. It was rough. I wish you luck!

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Parenting a toddler #101 #nevergiveup https://t.co/azr0RQtxXL