porch diary

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getting hacked was the best thing that ever happened to me

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gonna be Lorde for Halloween hoping I have the best cigarette of my life

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we should have a bucket. handy people have buckets

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I don’t think atoms just exist

[theyareguttingabodyofwater @tagabowPHL]

music is sports

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a BLT is an anecdote of a sandwich

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hearing the nice TikTok lady say “are you scrolling instead of sleeping again?” but it’s noon on a work day

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if I’m not saying it I’m not thinking about it

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this whole time, our bubbles were touching and I never knew

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Battlestar Galactica:

you can fuck and still like it!

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sometimes everyone is Tobin

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caroline just said she’s scared of all women

[Pepaw @cloberholtzer]

rt if you ripped a cig at young life camp

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who is GI Bill?

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how do you name a human being

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⁦@lobbyxboy⁩ see you monday <3 https://t.co/dFmyWmBrSh

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any crinkle in your parchment paper is going to be a crinkle in your cake

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my whole life was better when I had Pedialyte

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sex is just serotonin osmosis

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humans are grapefruits