Andy

Wino, homebrewer, cook, and adventurer. Trying to get through this life, one glass&plate at a time.

[Andy @porchwine]

@elonmusk Lol you are softer than baby shit, kicking dropkick Murphy's off just because you're butthurt the cool kids thing you're a fucking dweeb

[Andy @porchwine]

@gillykodak @benshapiro I'll do it

[Andy @porchwine]

@daleyscott773 @krassenstein You can't fucking actually believe that nonsense

[Andy @porchwine]

@PGATUOR Hopefully it's his last.

[Andy @porchwine]

@ArizHOMEa @dom_lucre Are we back on the 80s satanic panic nonsense?

[Andy @porchwine]

@elonmusk Sounds like you aren't qualified to run this platform.

[Andy @porchwine]

@LHounds84347 @atrupar 🤞🤞🤞

[Andy @porchwine]

@elonmusk @stevenmackey @elonmusk literally talks like an edgelord 14 year old. It's fucking embarrassing.

[Andy @porchwine]

@elonmusk That would be 10x the actual population growth rate. Private equity gobbling up supply is a way bigger issue than poor immigrants coming in at a rate way below the number you just pulled out of your ass.

It's amazing that you are so rich yet so fucking stupid.

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@Sea_Glass1115 @SwissWatchGuy Dealers on the streets that are strapped up and taking people out aren't selling fucking weed.

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@TheRubberDuck79 @GenericHandle98 So god turns a blind eye to genocide, rape, murder and starving children but sends a tornado after a band that uses 'satanic' imagery? Yeah that makes a lot of sense.

[Andy @porchwine]

@FlyFrontier will hold you hostage at the gate unless you pay $99 to carry on a backpack. I hate you guys and the godawful flight experience you provide so, so much. I'd rather pay delta 3x your ticket price. Or walk. Or build a boxcar and Flintstone that shit.

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Damn. Wouldn't have guessed a few years back that one of my favorite peated whiskeys would be made here in ATL. Nice work @aswdistillery

#whiskey #peat #drinklocal #whiskeywednesday @ Reynoldstown https://t.co/4vOehUGzdo

[Andy @porchwine]

Sometimes your flight gets canceled, so you just gotta make best of it. @ West Town Chicago https://t.co/US3F0VEfCi

[Andy @porchwine]

Poached egg, toast, and @firelightcoffee. God bless weekend #breakfast

[Andy @porchwine]

Bone. Marrow.

[Andy @porchwine]

@nickjordan2749

[Andy @porchwine]

shrimp&grits&shrimp&grits&shrimp&grits&shrimp&grits. #brunch #foodislove

[Andy @porchwine]

@Parkmobile can you please explain why I have two boots on my car while I still have time left? And why your local agents are belligerent? Thanks, because fighting an unlawful booting and not making our 9:20 film is totally how we wanted to spend our Sunday.

[Andy @porchwine]

Sterilization of a kitchen knife wound via #wine consumption. That's how you're supposed to do it, right?