Porkchop Factory

Humorist, stand up, and lover of the absurd

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@Dame_Lillard Based on this track you don’t need any more practice.
#RIPshaq 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@realDonaldTrump I bet Marla Maples did. First she destroyed your family (the first one) then she got older and had your child, and your life has been garbage ever sense.
I don’t know if she’s in on this but if you donate to my kickstarter I will start following leads.

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@realDonaldTrump Psssssssst - your poorly colored map can’t be impeached. But you can! Hahahaha!
Glad they are distracting you by having you color the kids placemats at whatever restraint the adults took you to!

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@PeterAlexander This Ratatouille remake sounds interesting

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@Jacopo_della_Q I bet there is so much sex. Like when Rudy goes to family reunions and just plops his dick on the counter and yells ‘line up cousins!’
Admittedly I have not watched the film.

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Trump is like if a Purple Nurple became human.
#DeadlineWH #ImpeachTrumpPenceBarr #ImpeachTrump

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My hope: with impeachment he becomes useless to Russia. So they release anything / everything they have on him... #TrumpImpeachment

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@RexChapman This Fast & Furious 9 footage proves it’ll be the best one yet!
@FastFurious

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As the wheels slowly fall off, it’s going to be hysterical to hear all the ‘you won’t believe how stupid he is’ comments from those trying to save their own skin...
#TrumpImpeachmentInquiry

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Trump is the Forever 21 of presidents
#forever21

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I’m starting to think he’s not great at presidenting
#CivilWarSignup #CivilWar2 #ImpeachTrump

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@TheRealAnnaCamp Perhaps celebrate by getting the crew together for Pitch Perfect 4?!

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Maybe he meant ‘silverware’ not ‘civil war’ because he was thinking of more things he could steal?

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@TheRickWilson He’s more of a Jefferson Davis Hogg

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@ABC Oh god how did she celebrate her early release?!

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@NYDailyNews Your move, Florida

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I appreciate grifter game show hosts and their bigger grifter children as much as the next guy, but have we had enough yet? #FreeMarlaMaples #RudysTeethDontNegotiateWithTerrorists

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