Oink Oink, Johnny

*bacon frying sounds*

[Oink Oink, Johnny @porkydepp]

legend has it, if you criticize Johnny Depp 7 times in a row, a member of Johnny’s PR team will materialize in your bedroom at night and scream “dID YoU EvEn wAtcH ThE TriAL?”

[little miss pr parody @lovingheard]

“I’m a victim of domestic violence and EYE don’t believe Amber Heard” ok and if your abuser had the wealth, charm, stature, resources, access, connections and the long string of NDA’s that Depp has, no one would believe you either. people probably already don’t.

[Oink Oink, Johnny @porkydepp]

@TheRealMadorno “don’t insult the jury’s intelligence” like have you ever met an average american citizen? 😭 stupidity is the norm in this country. the fact that we elected a 6x bankrupt reality tv star to be president should’ve made that glaringly obvious

[Oink Oink, Johnny @porkydepp]

@LeaveHeardAlone If he truly gave a fuck he would tell his feral stans to stop harassing LRD because she chose to not make a statement. He’s a shitty deadbeat dad and the fact that she deleted any mention of him from her socials is really telling

[𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 🇨🇦 @LeaveHeardAlone]

For a man who said he wanted this trial to clean his name “for his kids” — he certainly doesn’t seem to have made an effort to spend time with them post-verdict.

Daughter’s literal birthday & he left the country to go disappoint some Jeff Beck fans.

[Oink Oink, Johnny @porkydepp]

Amber should’ve defamed him harder tbh

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@Rizzy2251

[Oink Oink, Johnny @porkydepp]

@baddepptakes weekend at johnny’s, anyone? 🤗

[Oink Oink, Johnny @porkydepp]

@EarthGlows real photo of jorny glowing (2022)

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@resilientheard “you saved my life” by doing what? tanking his own career, getting so drunk he shit himself, assaulting people including his own wife, then playing the hewpwess widdle victim when she hit back? 😭 the bar is so low for these nem i swear

[SilentSpring @ThePaupersGuild]

#IStandWithAmberHeard

[Oink Oink, Johnny @porkydepp]

you could literally make a fake Johnny stan account and fake evidence that Amber had a hand in helping Al-Qaeda orchestrate 9/11 and the suckerfish would believe it

[Oink Oink, Johnny @porkydepp]

@memehoe50 I’ll just leave this here. I’ll bet the only reason Lily Rose hasn’t spoken out against her father is that she doesn’t want to get crucified by his flying monkeys. I don’t blame her.

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@baddepptakes those are certainly all words

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@Milbox4 nah, I stopped responding to you because none of your parroted talking points are new or compelling. if your big gotcha is “SHE SMIRKED ONCE EVEN THOUGH SHE SAID SHE DIDNT!!1!1” I gotta be honest that’s pretty pathetic. and it doesn’t make depp any less of an abuser

[Oink Oink, Johnny @porkydepp]

legend has it, if you criticize Johnny Depp 7 times in a row, a member of Johnny’s PR team will materialize in your bedroom at night and scream “dID YoU EvEn wAtcH ThE TriAL?”

[Oink Oink, Johnny @porkydepp]

@Milbox4 https://t.co/cGMdyE7l5C

[Lily Kay Ross MDiv PhD @LilyKayRoss]

The "perfect victim" keeps cropping up in talking and writing about Amber Heard and the trial. I did my PhD research looking at the construction of the victim and survivor labels in the context of gendered violence. We can learn a lot by unpacking the "perfect victim." A 🧵