Wake up at 6. Spend 8 hours pretending your boss respects you. Get paid just enough to survive😭💸
40 years of this and your biggest financial achievement will be a paid-off 2014 Honda Civic. Keep grinding, bozo 🤡💸
Wake up exhausted. Put on your wagie outfit. Spend eight hours getting bossed around for a paycheck that's already spoken for🤑🤑
Repeat until retirement. Assuming you can afford to retire, bozo🤡🤡🤡
Cuck Chair 🪑 (noun)
A designated seat for a man whose only role in the bedroom is to sit quietly, watch, and know his place.
See also: human furniture, cleanup duty, spectator, emotional support cuck
i look prettier than your crush and fuck better than you. embarrassing, isn’t it? 💗
frat boys fund my pretty little girly lifestyle while you struggle to get a text back 🤭🤣
Repost if you are at least two of these 😛
♠️ white
♠️ under 8 inches
♠�� busts after two pumps
♠️ loving BBC
♠️ wishes your gf was Blacked
♠️ paid to get a girls attention
♠️ ever ate your cum