Porsche Miss-P

I'm no longer a nice person. Please don't DM me unless if you want to give me money🙏🏽 I need money 😏Qha!

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Financial discipline kicks in when you only have R75 left😭

[Evans Msiza @EvansSiphoMsiza]

😔😔

[South Voices @SAVOICES_]

DEAR SOUTH AFRICANS, AFTER A TOUGH START TO THE HOCKEY WORLD CUP, OUR BOYS HAVE DONE IT ‼️ ‼️ 🚨 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

WHAT A BUNCH OF WINNERS, NO DNA 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[SLYVIA _SSARU @smileycherry2]

This is what I mean when I say if I do something illegal God will use me as an example

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Someone put the internet's most famous memes all on the same street

[Porsche Miss-P @porscheMissP]

I like how we are not scared of dying... We will gladly die, as long as we're happy 😏😭😣😂

[Gugulethu Mhlungu | Gogo Mpendulo @GugsM]

There are people who’ve never tasted the pre sugar tax original Coca Cola, and that makes me sad. What a thing of absolute beauty. My late grandfather loved Coke so much that he had a special glass that lived in the fridge, so his drink was always crispy and icy 🥶

[Porsche Miss-P @porscheMissP]

😂😂😂

[Mokone @Mosky_Mothapo]

Besides Lutheran church Wich other dating site do you know?

[Justice, Crime Prevention and Security @CrimeWatch_RSA]

Two foreign nationals aged 37 and 50 were arrested in Windmill Park Informal Settlement for counterfeit detergent production. Large quantities of chemicals and finished products (bleach, fabric softener, dishwashing liquid, foam bath) were seized, mixed in 200-litre barrels and repackaged into recycled containers bearing Unilever and Colgate-Palmolive labels. Chemicals recovered include caustic soda, soda ash, sodium hypochlorite and others. All items will undergo forensic analysis. The suspects will appear in Vosloorus Magistrates’ Court tomorrow.

[Porsche Miss-P @porscheMissP]

Apparently your hands touching water frequently helps your nails grow faster... Never fact checked this though 🤷‍♀️

[Quanna 💜 @quanna_p]

Complete accuracy.

[Porsche Miss-P @porscheMissP]

@Lesedi__Larona I treat God like a person. I give him the silent treatment, sulk, ndithe ndithukane (without cursing tho🥴), went as far as telling him I'd ask the devil for stuff since he clearly didn't want to give them to ME.💀

It worked, eventually. 🙌

[Lholho @izinongeinkosi]

I’m such a big dreamer 😭 It’s almost 6am and I just woke up thinking Maxhosa should branch into luxury skincare/beauty taking traditional Xhosa beauty practices and translating them into luxury products.Imbola. Umchokozo. Traditional clays. Indigenous ingredients.✨🤍

[Maphanga Mbuso @MBSVUDU]

Shut da hell up bro 😂😂😂. Kusho mina ngihleka nobaba we girlfriend yami yase Amelika. 😭😭😭

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Marriage is when a wife wakes her husband up in the middle of the night and tells him to roll over because his snoring is keeping her up.

While husbands allow their wives to continue sleeping even when her snoring is keeping him awake. But he records her because she will deny it in the morning and he’ll need the video evidence.

[Porsche Miss-P @porscheMissP]

@EversonLuhanga Sharing a missing person post without LOCATION is counterproductive.

A lot of information is missing. Kuphi? Ayaphi? No dates. Last person she spoke to? No boyfriend nyana or best friend with last conversation..

Niyangithusa😭

[Porsche Miss-P @porscheMissP]

Be careful how you use it. It can do the opposite too 😏

[Porsche Miss-P @porscheMissP]

@Thando_tz Sikhone sizoshesha sidle!!

Love your work ntombi!

Please make sure the pastor gets the memo. 😂

[Work Chronicles @_workchronicles]

(comic) Concerned about mental health

[N @Sinazzo_]

Ashilo amaTsonga athi "honey steve", ngoba ngempela honey steve bakithi