C. Albrecht

Living large in SE Portland, Oregon. Enjoy wine, travel, and my family

[C. Albrecht @port71wick]

@GrantCardone Not Cardone Capital.

[C. Albrecht @port71wick]

@GrantCardone Well you have certainly 10x your legal bills so there’s that

[C. Albrecht @port71wick]

@miradreaamy 26

[C. Albrecht @port71wick]

@Gini_220 Her life

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@miradreaamy 128

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@Abomination81 Losses are phased out after $150k AGI. The losses are suspended and not used until the property is sold.

[C. Albrecht @port71wick]

@elonmusk Sure Jan

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

[Anthony Westgate @a_westgate]

It has taken longer for Netanyahu to announce he’s not dead than it took for him to announce Israel didn’t kill Charlie Kirk.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

If King Charles accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

I just crashed my new Kia.

Now I have Nokia

[C. Albrecht @port71wick]

@DBrozeLiveFree Wow. I used to admire Naomi for her Covid stance but she’s just showing herself to be a total shill. Hey Naomi, why don’t you move to Israel? Just another fake conservative who’s really a zip shill

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Couldn't find the pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife.

[C. Albrecht @port71wick]

@ThrillaRilla369 Can we buy your course? Asking for Grant Cardone

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

3 guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with...

So they throw one cigarette overboard, and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

[Jay Dyer @JayDyer]

Relax…it’s just two weeks to flatten the Iran.

[ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴄᴏɴᴜᴛs @damn_elle]

Whoever did this deserves free tacos for life.

[C. Albrecht @port71wick]

@DavidBCollum Speak to me as you might to a young child or a golden retriever, it wasn’t brains that got me here I assure you that