Sam Porteous

Working mum👩🏼‍💻and wife 👰🏼love to travel and tweet my travel woes 😂

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@vinted thanks for making it impossible to find clothes in the right size. If it’s not broken, don’t fix it. #moronicmove

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@FitbitSupport any chance you can let us know when you’re going to fix the recurring alarm not functioning since the last firmware update? It is now beyond ridiculous and so many people complaining about the issue in forums…

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@pettyboy41 What a waste of a day. #fuming

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@vintedUK @vinted you can shove your new postage policy in an In-Post locker (if you can find one that works) I’m back off to @eBay @eBay_UK where I can choose the postage options I offer to buyers #vintedpostage #didntneedfixing #wasntbroken

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@SmythsToysUK amazing service, ordered something online last night at 8:45pm and it was delivered in 19 hours (without selecting next day delivery) #happychild

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@BrewDog why does my 12 beers of Christmas only contain 10 different beers? #10beersofchristmas #brewdog #nopunk #nohazyjanepeach

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@JEPnews That’s a lot of tax demands to be reduced or written off…including a supposed £30k+ that we received across 2 years….two years that we weren’t even resident in Jersey and had closed our tax affairs 3 years prior to the first demand. Bunch of clowns.

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@YodelOnline why has a town the size of Bicester only got one Yodel drop off point? It is always full and impossible to drop off parcels to.

#bicester #yodel #firstworldproblems #deliverycompanies #storetostoreparcels

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@sbearne I have no idea why Twitter’s algorithm has shown me this tweet, but I have to say it is the most heartwarming tweet I will see in a very long time. What an amazing gesture. I hope the family have fab break and make lots of happy memories 💕

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@MartinSLewis what are your thoughts on this change of T&Cs on the @marcus_uk savings account? Surely we should not be expected to do this?

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@JosephJoseph two Porta bins in 30 days and the soft close has broken on both. Was this rigorously tested before launch? Seems not. Losing faith with your brand now. Just want a refund, have DM’d but no reply. Section 75 looming.

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@Twickenhamstad @depechemode do you know what time the concert is finishing on 17th June? Trying to work out if I’ll make the last train out of London or if I need to book a hotel.

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@superdrug you need to train your live chat operators to not cease a chat when the customer is still typing…my query is still not resolved despite contacting your customer services twice in two days. False promises, cut off chats. Still no parcel due to #Evri failing to deliver

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@JosephJoseph how long does it take for customer service to respond to a faulty product email? Just spent £150 and not happy it’s faulty within a month and no reply from customer services

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@Freedomgirl108 @LancsPolice EXACTLY THIS!! I completely agree. The way this case has been handled is appalling.

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Bloody amazing. Well done ladies you smashed it….meanwhile I’m covering my face with my sweaty palms and watching through my fingers… #ImACeleb #girlpower

[Sam Porteous @porteous_sam]

@JohnLewisRetail 3 attempts to order a £719 hob today - after 20 mins on the phone I gave up and bought elsewhere. Phone number on website went to wrong dept twice then 3rd person obviously in a foreign call centre and had no clue. V poor cust service, not what I expected from JL

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#CycleToSchoolWeek #Giveaway DAY 4 🎁

Today you could get your mitts on the ultimate cycle cleaning kit from @muc_off! To win this Muc-Off X @frogbikes Clean & Lube Kit:

1️⃣ Retweet this post
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@BikeabilityUK @muc_off @frogbikes 💦

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@MartinSLewis We had my son’s 4 weekly DLA paid as normal this week, no £150 yet