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Has written exactly one (1) good tweet

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@Bailey_Hunter24

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Retirement money is crazy bc why do I have $25k that I just can’t think about for 4 decades

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@theryandreyer I fear a lot of people are running their “easy runs” at zone 3 and never having a harder or easier run than that

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Running a half in the Nike Next % next weekend. How much time am I losing for buying my $250 shoe 5 years ago instead of right now?

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Dead internet theory

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Never been a denier of the tilt of the earth or anything but it’s really cool how I can see it from my apartment by the difference in which side of the apartment building next to me the sunset is on throughout the year

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@ChrisMartzWX Do you maybe see a trend with how there was a gap in the past and now it’s been every year since 2022

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@TheAZBugle @ArizonaMBB Mick Cronin’s burner

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I might be a little socially awkward but I’m gonna make friends at the airport bar no matter what

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@Dannyb98x @owfowfa @LinkofSunshine I live in the middle of the desert but look up pictures of San Luis Obispo, truckee, Salt Lake City, and steamboat springs real quick

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Just saw the stranger things season 5 trailer. Why is eleven wearing a Lidl Trek jersey

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I think everyone should carry naloxone but why am I getting a naloxone ad when I’m trying to watch my college football quad box

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Girl I used to talk to in high school just posted her son going to kindergarten

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@Tradure24 @NWSPhoenix All of the data is publicly available

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Conservatism is refusing to believe something different from what you’re used to could actually be better despite what the facts tell you

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I think there is a special place in hell for whoever decided car engines should shut down when you stop at a red light.

I refuse to buy a car or truck that has this.

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Microdosing hangiexty by having too much cold brew on a Sunday morning

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Getting an amber alert when you have 3 phones in your pocket is a crazy experience

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Fridge water filter needs replaced so I was googling things about it and found a thread on Reddit where landlords are advising each other to just turn off the warning light instead of just replacing it

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@arom33 @leverage_gang If I saw someone trying to skate in that fit I would definitely make fun of them

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You in her dms. I’m in her teams messages

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Friend just now: “Sorry I’m getting a little objectifying in the women led bar”