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[porterjc @porterjc]

@PizzaBobs Classic Jams

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.

[Adam Graham @grahamorama]

Um, this is airing on local television. #MomsSpaghetti

[porterjc @porterjc]

"The Rocky Story": most inspirational 39:02 in music. If you skip Living In America you are missing the point.

DRAGO

[porterjc @porterjc]

@SusanSanders3 Did my man get his cheese or what?

[porterjc @porterjc]

RAD.
https://t.co/eXmHL2khME

[porterjc @porterjc]

Someone who doesn't clean their lint trap is courting far too much chaos for me.

[porterjc @porterjc]

Sometimes I am amazed at how disgusting the water at the bottom of the humidifier is. Then I dump it in the bathtub my wife and son use and go on with my day. #ShowerLife

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Wakes up.
Checks Twitter.
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Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

What are the chances!?

#PiDay

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, Real Estate developer Donald Trump was running for President of the USA.

[porterjc @porterjc]

Congrats @DexterFowler.

[porterjc @porterjc]

"Go dance Cooper."
Cooper: "Not yet uncle Jeff. When I feel it"
#sinklerwedding

[porterjc @porterjc]

#sinklerwedding zombie

[porterjc @porterjc]

Cooper went yard on me 5 times. #sinklerwedding

[porterjc @porterjc]

Secret recipe for sinkler dip was almost casually revealed to me. I said no. Keep mystery alive. #sinklerwedding

[porterjc @porterjc]

Self bunny ears? #sinklerwedding #Lucia4President

[porterjc @porterjc]

Photo of waiting to take the McGowan photo. #sinklerwedding

[porterjc @porterjc]

#sinklerwedding

[porterjc @porterjc]

So many McGowans. #sinklerwedding