PositiveSean

'You ain't never had a friend like me.' -Genie.

[PositiveSean @PositiveSean]

If you are going to be stupid, you have to be smart about it.

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

My favourite firework video on the internet is this one, where 45 minutes worth of fireworks are accidentally detonated all at once on July 4th 2012 in San Diego. I had tears in my eyes, sobbing the first time I saw this. The sound is magnificent. It's the end of days.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Reuters found several Trump supporters who invested in his memecoin and lost money.

One put $2,000. It's now worth less than $120, in what she called a "pump and dump scheme."

Another dropped $40,000. He lost almost $33k and now blames Democrats.

[PositiveSean @PositiveSean]

Philly GM hit ‘em w/ that Pawn Stars negotiation.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Celtics originally asked the Sixers for five first-round picks, VJ Edgecombe, and Paul George in exchange for Jaylen Brown, per @ShamsCharania

[PositiveSean @PositiveSean]

Future Jalen watching current Jalen do this

[Chris Haynes @ChrisBHaynes]

BREAKING: Due to sizable distance apart in negotiations, Detroit Pistons restricted free agent center Jalen Duren will meet with the Sacramento Kings at the start of free agency with the intentions of structuring a sign-&-trade out of Detroit.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Going to work is embarrassing.
You’re basically letting everybody know you need money.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Hornets and Kings have discussed a trade centered around Domantas Sabonis, per @sam_amick

“Per league sources, Sacramento and Charlotte have had recent talks about Kings big man Domantas Sabonis. While a deal is not imminent and appears unlikely before the June 23 draft, sources say the Hornets have some interest in the 30-year-old, three-time All-Star. The problem for now, it seems, is that the Kings have been hoping to land one of Charlotte’s two first-round picks (they have Nos. 14 and 18) in the deal, and the Hornets have signaled a desire to retain their picks and discuss Sabonis later in the summer. Sabonis has two seasons left on his deal ($45.4 million next season and $48.6 million in 2027-28).”

(Via https://t.co/4IHiIpLeb9)

[Fano Plane 🇻🇪 @jjjjjjjjojohohn]

No fucking way

[Law Murray ♣️ @LawMurrayTheNU]

The Oklahoma City Thunder, including playoffs

- lost 8 games to the San Antonio Spurs
- lost 14 games to the other 28 NBA teams

[PositiveSean @PositiveSean]

I’d rather have 250,000 pennies

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump and the US Treasury are designing a $250 bill with Trump's face on it, per WaPo.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

I am not trying to pour salt in the wound, but the Kings provided the Knicks with their Finals coach, the Spurs with their second star, after providing the Pacers with their Finals star last year after providing the Nuggets with their Finals coach in 23.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[PositiveSean @PositiveSean]

We did this during commercials when I interned for The Rise Guys

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

This indie team is making a kart racing game where your vehicle is an office chair

- Drift office chairs through hallways
- Each chair & driver has unique perks
- The longer you drift, the faster you go

Would you play this? It's called Need for Seat

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

Welcome to the party, man... 🦇🦇

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

This shit is all-time comedy gold to me.

I will RT this every year on this day.

[PositiveSean @PositiveSean]

@momoragan @DeuceMason @PrimeVideo @SportsonPrime

[PositiveSean @PositiveSean]

If romance is dead, explain this 👇🏼

[🌵 RC | The Nostalgia Pro🕹️📺 @NostalgiaPro]

So this happened.

My wife, who’s not really into video games outside of Mario Kart, was snooping through my collection.

I wasn’t paying any attention until she let out this massive “wooooooaahhhhhhhh.” Since she’s 5 months pregnant and I’m on guard 24/7, I came running over asking what was wrong.

She looks at me dead serious and goes, “YOU HAVE KILLER INSTINCT?!?!”

Turns out she used to play it constantly with her brothers as kids. That black cartridge has been sitting front and center on my shelf for at least 2 years and she never noticed it.

Sorry guys, I’m busy this weekend. Wife wants to play Killer Instinct on the Super Nintendo.😂

[PositiveSean @PositiveSean]

It may eliminate all employment and drain water & energy at unprecedented rates; but at least it can make objectively the worst comic strip slop you have ever seen.

[Sam Altman @sama]

Here is a manga made by ChatGPT Images 2.0 of @gabeeegoooh and me looking for more GPUs:

[PositiveSean @PositiveSean]

@CarmichaelDave The trade is a joke, the logic is sound…