Bryan

probably having a mid-life crisis

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Having to poop after a shower really pisses me off😭😭

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me soon as my shift ends :

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how i act how i feel

[rave* @rareblurs]

when someone comes into my room and leaves the door open

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

me after I pass a state trooper

[• @yducknow]

Pretending not to know the work drama so I can get the tea from both sides>>>>>>>>>>>

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after I pass a state trooper

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me: “I should have about $400 left”

Bank balance: $2.99

Me:

[໊ @cdoll]

when you’ve lost interest in everything

[• @yducknow]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[Bryan @possiblyextra]

Looking for a new job, pls hmu if you know of anything or anyone hiring.

[Matt Convard @MattConvard]

he was my Megan Fox when I was 8 years old

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

soon as i get ahold of someones chart

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"you look stressed" thanks it’s the stress

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.