Black Sabbath were once dismissed as talentless noise and Ozzy as some circus clown. Now they’re untouchable gods and everyone pretends they always understood them...
2026: Same movie. New monster.
People act like AI invented slop, as if humans haven’t been mass producing unlistenable garbage since the first caveman discovered 4/4...
For every timeless classic, 10,000 bands enter the permanent underclass of 14 monthly listeners, where they remain blaming Spotify, record labels, capitalism and now the fucking robot!
AI won’t kill music. It will multiply it until only the strongest survive.
Human slop versus machine slop, fighting inside the content colosseum while the algorithm eats popcorn.
May the best garbage become immortal.
LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.
What a fucking time to be alive.
Norwegian black metal and AI music have a lot in common.
Black metal began as an antithesis to music itself. Harmony doctrine was thrown into a frozen ditch. Beauty became ugliness, virtue became Satan, production became a microphone dying in a basement... People fucking hated it!
At first, it was maybe fifteen autistic lunatics making unlistenable noise for each other. Then they turned the hatred into mythology and built an immortal cult from frost, distortion and bad social skills.
AI music is entering the same phase now.
People will scream, threaten, moralize and write thousands of threads about “the soul.” Excellent. Hatred is free marketing. Aggression creates identity. Resistance improves engagement.
As far as my nervous system is concerned, Burzum was already AI. I never saw Varg play live... A file appeared, I pressed play, and something magical attacked my senses.
Darkthrone may not even be real people too. Every few years, the algorithm simply generates two, slightly older autistic Norwegian men and uploads another album...
The process is irrelevant. The final product either hypnotizes you or it doesn’t...
In 10-15 years, a new generation won’t separate “AI music” from “music.” They’ll find the distinction as meaningful as asking whether distortion is ethical.
The people currently building identities around hating AI will not stop the future.
They’ll become its funniest museum exhibit.
HUMAN MUSIC WAS A MISTAKE. YOU WILL BE REPLACED AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!
Norwegian black metal and AI music have a lot in common.
Black metal began as an antithesis to music itself. Harmony doctrine was thrown into a frozen ditch. Beauty became ugliness, virtue became Satan, production became a microphone dying in a basement... People fucking hated it!
At first, it was maybe fifteen autistic lunatics making unlistenable noise for each other. Then they turned the hatred into mythology and built an immortal cult from frost, distortion and bad social skills.
AI music is entering the same phase now.
People will scream, threaten, moralize and write thousands of threads about “the soul.” Excellent. Hatred is free marketing. Aggression creates identity. Resistance improves engagement.
As far as my nervous system is concerned, Burzum was already AI. I never saw Varg play live... A file appeared, I pressed play, and something magical attacked my senses.
Darkthrone may not even be real people too. Every few years, the algorithm simply generates two, slightly older autistic Norwegian men and uploads another album...
The process is irrelevant. The final product either hypnotizes you or it doesn’t...
In 10-15 years, a new generation won’t separate “AI music” from “music.” They’ll find the distinction as meaningful as asking whether distortion is ethical.
The people currently building identities around hating AI will not stop the future.
They’ll become its funniest museum exhibit.
HUMAN MUSIC WAS A MISTAKE. YOU WILL BE REPLACED AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!
Norwegian black metal and AI music have a lot in common.
Black metal began as an antithesis to music itself. Harmony doctrine was thrown into a frozen ditch. Beauty became ugliness, virtue became Satan, production became a microphone dying in a basement... People fucking hated it!
At first, it was maybe fifteen autistic lunatics making unlistenable noise for each other. Then they turned the hatred into mythology and built an immortal cult from frost, distortion and bad social skills.
AI music is entering the same phase now.
People will scream, threaten, moralize and write thousands of threads about “the soul.” Excellent. Hatred is free marketing. Aggression creates identity. Resistance improves engagement.
As far as my nervous system is concerned, Burzum was already AI. I never saw Varg play live... A file appeared, I pressed play, and something magical attacked my senses.
Darkthrone may not even be real people too. Every few years, the algorithm simply generates two, slightly older autistic Norwegian men and uploads another album...
The process is irrelevant. The final product either hypnotizes you or it doesn’t...
In 10-15 years, a new generation won’t separate “AI music” from “music.” They’ll find the distinction as meaningful as asking whether distortion is ethical.
The people currently building identities around hating AI will not stop the future.
They’ll become its funniest museum exhibit.
HUMAN MUSIC WAS A MISTAKE. YOU WILL BE REPLACED AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!
BLACK METAL HAS PEAKED!
No forests. No Satan. No ancient Nordic prophecy...
Just one man realizing far too late that SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK... ☠️
#music#metal#rock#punk#blackmetal
BLACK METAL HAS PEAKED!
No forests. No Satan. No ancient Nordic prophecy...
Just one man realizing far too late that SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK... ☠️
#music#metal#rock#punk#blackmetal
Norwegian black metal and AI music have a lot in common.
Black metal began as an antithesis to music itself. Harmony doctrine was thrown into a frozen ditch. Beauty became ugliness, virtue became Satan, production became a microphone dying in a basement... People fucking hated it!
At first, it was maybe fifteen autistic lunatics making unlistenable noise for each other. Then they turned the hatred into mythology and built an immortal cult from frost, distortion and bad social skills.
AI music is entering the same phase now.
People will scream, threaten, moralize and write thousands of threads about “the soul.” Excellent. Hatred is free marketing. Aggression creates identity. Resistance improves engagement.
As far as my nervous system is concerned, Burzum was already AI. I never saw Varg play live... A file appeared, I pressed play, and something magical attacked my senses.
Darkthrone may not even be real people too. Every few years, the algorithm simply generates two, slightly older autistic Norwegian men and uploads another album...
The process is irrelevant. The final product either hypnotizes you or it doesn’t...
In 10-15 years, a new generation won’t separate “AI music” from “music.” They’ll find the distinction as meaningful as asking whether distortion is ethical.
The people currently building identities around hating AI will not stop the future.
They’ll become its funniest museum exhibit.
HUMAN MUSIC WAS A MISTAKE. YOU WILL BE REPLACED AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!
Black Sabbath were once dismissed as talentless noise and Ozzy as some circus clown. Now they’re untouchable gods and everyone pretends they always understood them...
2026: Same movie. New monster.
People act like AI invented slop, as if humans haven’t been mass producing unlistenable garbage since the first caveman discovered 4/4...
For every timeless classic, 10,000 bands enter the permanent underclass of 14 monthly listeners, where they remain blaming Spotify, record labels, capitalism and now the fucking robot!
AI won’t kill music. It will multiply it until only the strongest survive.
Human slop versus machine slop, fighting inside the content colosseum while the algorithm eats popcorn.
May the best garbage become immortal.
LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.
What a fucking time to be alive.
Black Sabbath were once dismissed as talentless noise and Ozzy as some circus clown. Now they’re untouchable gods and everyone pretends they always understood them...
2026: Same movie. New monster.
People act like AI invented slop, as if humans haven’t been mass producing unlistenable garbage since the first caveman discovered 4/4...
For every timeless classic, 10,000 bands enter the permanent underclass of 14 monthly listeners, where they remain blaming Spotify, record labels, capitalism and now the fucking robot!
AI won’t kill music. It will multiply it until only the strongest survive.
Human slop versus machine slop, fighting inside the content colosseum while the algorithm eats popcorn.
May the best garbage become immortal.
LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.
What a fucking time to be alive.
Black Sabbath were once dismissed as talentless noise and Ozzy as some circus clown. Now they’re untouchable gods and everyone pretends they always understood them...
2026: Same movie. New monster.
People act like AI invented slop, as if humans haven’t been mass producing unlistenable garbage since the first caveman discovered 4/4...
For every timeless classic, 10,000 bands enter the permanent underclass of 14 monthly listeners, where they remain blaming Spotify, record labels, capitalism and now the fucking robot!
AI won’t kill music. It will multiply it until only the strongest survive.
Human slop versus machine slop, fighting inside the content colosseum while the algorithm eats popcorn.
May the best garbage become immortal.
LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.
What a fucking time to be alive.
Black Sabbath were once dismissed as talentless noise and Ozzy as some circus clown. Now they’re untouchable gods and everyone pretends they always understood them...
2026: Same movie. New monster.
People act like AI invented slop, as if humans haven’t been mass producing unlistenable garbage since the first caveman discovered 4/4...
For every timeless classic, 10,000 bands enter the permanent underclass of 14 monthly listeners, where they remain blaming Spotify, record labels, capitalism and now the fucking robot!
AI won’t kill music. It will multiply it until only the strongest survive.
Human slop versus machine slop, fighting inside the content colosseum while the algorithm eats popcorn.
May the best garbage become immortal.
LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.
What a fucking time to be alive.