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Stop being wrong about everything.

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@BukhariCorpus Yes, you fucking autist, it's okay.

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@rawsalerts @grok please tell me this is a joke

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@MLFootball @jerrythornton @PatsBuzz @itmekaralee @FitzyGFY @JumboHart SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

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@carlxensen77 @michaelmalice @BillKristol "You shouldn't stereotype people" said the stereotype.

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@HashtagGriswold The "guy in hotdog suit" implies this is funny. The fact that it's a meme implies it's funny. The only way those words can be funny is if he was either lying or unsure about the fact that he did it.

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When we win, we need to make pretending not to know things and trying to make discourse impossible a jailable offense with different classes of severity up to 5 years in prison.

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@WTHfilms @honestarguemen1 @michaelmalice @cpick1987 @grok @retard You know those things you're pretending not to know about or understand, thus making discourse impossible?

Yeah, that.

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@fleshsimulator Well, since "To Catch a Predator" is a bad show. You should call it "To Not Catch a Predator" because that would be a good show.

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@ValuedMember @fleshsimulator It wasn't a gang bang, it was it.

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@DAKKADAKKA1 Any given California liberal.

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"The person who reaches the far right wins"
Shigeru Miyamoto

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Shigeru Miyamoto revealed what he considers to be the most intriguing aspect of the first Super Mario Bros. game:

"And the biggest invention, or rather, the most intriguing aspect of Super Mario, is that Mario doesn't actually fight Bowser. Normally, if there's a boss at the end, you have to fight him, right? But creating a battle is difficult, and we were really struggling with how to do it.

When I thought, 'I can't create a battle like this,' I realized that since it's a game where you keep running to the right, how about making it so that the person who reaches the far right wins? Then I had a brilliant idea: 'Why not just jump over the opponent instead of fighting?'

All you have to do is jump over Bowser, and he'll fall. I found it surprisingly fun when I tried it, and I was really happy when I realized that."

https://t.co/WrUvpcEznY

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@asingleoat Malice. Always malice.

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@Cap10Ravioli Second place out of 2.

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@jakonian Actually, no, you don't still have time to delete this. Your stupidity will live forever and haunt you the rest of your life. Sorry.

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@JimStrabo @EsoShaggy I usually follow up posts like this with Norm McDonald's line "I thought it was the raping".... but yeah, that's actually really bad.

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@EsoShaggy STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO LIKE JAMES LINDSAY IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

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STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO LIKE JAMES LINDSAY IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

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EXCLUSIVE: James Lindsay is a swinger who had a nazi mistress he had an affair with.

She leaked EVERYTHING on the anti-Woke Right crusader, from the sexts, to secret handlers, to pedophile sex cults.
https://t.co/Oj7aRO0orl

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All X Cops are Bad.

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@ingelramdecoucy I just thought it was another angle of the Kink-dot-com building and that's why I should be ashamed.