PostaMate

Factual, Verified and Timely News Satire

[PostaMate @postamate]

Satire can be defined as the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

[Mugendi @mugendij]

How should drivers A, B and C signal their intentions here? Should they all use the same turn signal?
#ntsa U-turn

[PostaMate @postamate]

There was panic at the Atheists in Kenya offices after one of their officials converted to Christianity, minutes after tasting some fresh mangoes from Makueni County. https://t.co/JwJuTV2chs

[PostaMate @postamate]

Kenya is indeed the giant of Africa. Unfortunately, modern maps have downplayed the true size of Kenya in comparison to other countries in Africa. Here is the actual map of Kenya which no one shows you.

[PostaMate @postamate]

A social media scheduling error caused the African Union to send a congratulatory message to President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni for his reelection in the January 2026 Ugandan general elections two days before the election.

[PostaMate @postamate]

#MpesaWarped
You spent 14,299 shillings on transaction charges. You also managed to briefly save 33 shillings, which you withdrew after 2 days.
#SpotifyWrapped

[PostaMate @postamate]

BREAKING: Preseident Samia Suluhu threatens to ARREST ALL SPOILT VOTES ahead of Tanzania's elections!
After jailing the opposition, invalid ballots are next? Read the full story: https://t.co/Ve5xdWqwxs
#FreeTheSpoiltVotes #TanzaniaElections #SamiaSuluhu

[Mugendi @mugendij]

The promising career of a young man has come to an abrupt end after he made a job application to the last known registered company in Kenya.
https://t.co/W5iagFHl3b #postamate

[PostaMate @postamate]

Kenya Airways is hiring emergency pilots! Share widely, our next pilot might be on your TL. #IkoKaziKE
KALPA

[Resident Satirist @KenyanSatirist]

The way this gov thinks everyone is a terrorist. Please stay home on 7th August because I'm sure they are not monitoring the real terrorists.

[PostaMate @postamate]

Traffic officers across the country are raising alarms over a new trend: motorists attempting to bribe them with fake currency.
https://t.co/7fWLgB7p5L

[Capital FM Kenya @CapitalFMKenya]

President Ruto launches 2025 Wildebeest Migration in Maasai Mara https://t.co/7qsGoVdntu

[PostaMate @postamate]

Exercise, they said.
https://t.co/67PpJ8F4K1 Hulk Hogan

[PostaMate @postamate]

Why it might never be Maraga the Sixth. https://t.co/MOTlOWzYwW #MaragaForPresident

[Resident Satirist @KenyanSatirist]

The GoK is making us post, 'We are all terrorists.' Ruto has made us unintentionally side with the Janjaweed and Al-Shabaab.

[PostaMate @postamate]

BREAKING:
God has distanced himself from the 'Museum of Delusions' that William Ruto is building at Statehouse, saying that since before the beginning of time, He (God) has 'never needed a house made by human hands.'

[PostaMate @postamate]

Business is down.
https://t.co/cwlmSM3PhH

[PostaMate @postamate]

Kenya's ICT Minister

[PostaMate @postamate]

BREAKING

[PostaMate @postamate]

Not. Everything. Math.
https://t.co/GsJvSaVsog