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[Orisinga @Orisinga]

@Samwyri Death is scary for anybody (learned or illiterate) and ebola is death on legs.

If an entire community is acting like this in the face of death, they could know something that the rest of us either don't know or they are too dumb to in this earth.

[Mugendi @mugendij]

@LeeRussian Funny how i know this but I didn't know that i know.

[Clement Wan @ClementSWWan]

Amazing. This is an "economist" who "spent sixteen years at the International Monetary Fund" and is listed on the faculty of Fordham University's Business School. But he can't read a graph. That *he* posted.

What does this say about the IMF, Fordham and whereever he got his economics degree?

[Mugendi @mugendij]

@PanopticalDream @mybalzich__ @ImpudentDomain @gldivittorio @grok how many full time staff does a mid sized data center employ?

[Mugendi @mugendij]

There is an unwritten rule that you should always be extra careful when overtaking, especially when the speed difference between you and the vehicle(s) you are overtaking is very high.

[kogi wa magari @kogiwamagari]

These roads can take you out very fast....time to go 2pots up on the brakes

[Mugendi @mugendij]

@Sir3_ @adeq_tatwo I'm sure majority of users don't exceed 1.5TB of data pm. This means that they will have a better experience with Safaricom fibre. If that is the case it is a good move

[Mugendi @mugendij]

@KKombani @KibangaBooks I didn't know of the existence of @KibangaBooks. Their admin deserves a raise for the successful marketing they've done without any additional budget.

[Emily S. Bremer @emilysbremer]

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

[Mugendi @mugendij]

Under the wing.

[Hugues Serraf @Hugues_Serraf]

Vieille blague soviétique. Dans le Moscou des années 50, une rumeur court : gros arrivage de viande.
Une file se forme à 6h du matin, par –15°C.

À 10h, un officiel monte sur une caisse :
— Camarades, il n’y en aura pas pour tout le monde. Les juifs, veuillez quitter la file.
Quelques départs.

Une heure plus tard :
— Désolé, stock plus faible que prévu. Les non-Russes, partez.
La file diminue.

Encore une heure :
— Les non-moscovites, merci de rentrer chez vous.
Il reste une poignée de gens.

Dernière annonce :
— Les non-membres du Parti, dehors.

Il ne reste que quelques militants. L’officiel soupire :
— Camarades… il n’y a jamais eu de viande. Mais il faut entretenir l’espoir. Rentrez chez vous.

Tout le monde s’en va.
Silence. Puis une voix :
— Putain, c’est toujours les juifs qui sont favorisés !

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

Muranga Level 5 Hospital CT scan is now installed.

We apologise for the delay .

[Mugendi @mugendij]

You know how you can't finish any task until the deadline is 16 seconds away?

You're not lazy.

You're just built for EPRA.

[Victor Glover @AstroVicGlover]

Home, again! Mission complete. I hope we glorified God, humanity, our families and our terrific teams a @NASA and @csa_asc. Time to share the good news!

[ThymeToBeBorn @ThymeToBeBorn]

So once my son and I prayed earnestly for families with kids to move in, and then every time someone went to view the houses next door I sent all my kids out and called some other neighbors to do the same, and we generally kept a lot of kid clutter visible outside, and families with kids moved in.

Results not guaranteed but it actually worked to reverse this a little.

[Zane Hengsperger @zanehengsperger]

when spacex was getting started, the first and last men to walk on the moon testified before congress against it.

gene cernan told congress commercial space companies "do not yet know what they don't know."

he said the boeings and lockheed martins were "the folks who have been working on everything we've done for the last 50 years. they know how it can be done."

neil armstrong said he was "not confident" the newcomers could achieve their goals.

together with jim lovell they warned it would put america on "a long downward slide to mediocrity."

spacex now launches more rockets than every country on earth combined.

the experts will always tell you it can't be done. build it anyway!

[Mugendi @mugendij]

"I was an expert in child training and education—that is, until the day our first child arrived."

[Preethi Kasireddy @iam_preethi]

Every parent should be required to have at least two kids, ideally three, before giving parenting advice 😊

You need the reps. Your first kid teaches you the basics. Your second kid humbles you because nothing that worked on the first one works on the second. And your third kid is where you finally stop overthinking everything and just parent.

The most confident parenting advice I’ve ever heard comes from first time parents. The most useful advice comes from parents of three or more who have been through enough to know what actually matters and what was just luck.

[Mugendi @mugendij]

@DehMao @Alfayaz11 @amenya_nelson @beth_kasinga They will definitely slow down rightful users. But I thought they discourage bodas from using the path, which I've seen work in some roads.

[Mugendi @mugendij]

@DehMao @Alfayaz11 @amenya_nelson @beth_kasinga You mean they will not slow down because of the bump?

[Mugendi @mugendij]

@DehMao @Alfayaz11 @amenya_nelson @beth_kasinga The kerb is not part of the equation. Assuming there is another reentry, here is the bodaboda logic to avoid the bump.

[Mugendi @mugendij]

@Alfayaz11 @amenya_nelson @DehMao @beth_kasinga Bodas are not irrational people. They take the fastest route, and in this case, they will use the road and move to pedestrian path just to avoid the bump, and back to the road. That one strip takes away the advantage and now it makes sense to stick to the road.