Chris Postma

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

So @Pontifex @OfficialVatican https://t.co/F3M2twJjPl is Jesus kicking all these people out over a typo? Just trying to sort out how dotted my T’s need to be

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

@JeffMarek lost in all these convos about restarting the season (whenever that is), how do you realistically get teams like Detroit and Ottawa to suit up to play competitive games for only 2 weeks?

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

Hey @TimHortons, can you scrap Roll Up the Rim for 1 year and invest the $ in some lids that don't leak? @McDonalds figured it out, if it's a money thing I'd gladly launch a GoFundMe for you guys

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

You tiny, tiny, tiny little man.

[Jackie Jennings @ohhijackie]

"Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets.

[Grant Fuhr @grantfuhr]

So now you can hang on to the goalies pad in the crease and that's okay #NHL#this is becoming a running joke

[Ryan Rishaug @TSNRyanRishaug]

NHL gets goalie interferance calls wrong in back to back games IMO. Kesler one was more obvious than Perry. System appears to be broken

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

11 years of ass clenching down the drain. Don't know what I have left to offer for Game 2 #LetsGoOilers #OrangeCrush

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

What the actual f@#&? Broken stick on a breakaway! #Oilersluck #Oilers

[ReboundAnnie @ReboundAnnie]

Nugey gets to grow a beard, y'all!

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

@AceVincen more like this

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

@AceVincen nah, in love with a younger girl, definitely have life alert lol

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

@AceVincen well, no good comeback to that lol. ❤️U too

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

@AceVincen why you have to play me like this

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

@AceVincen was actually trying to find a recipe for oatmeal. Next thing I know I'm tweeting😬

[Chris Postma @postma_rings2x]

@AceVincen haha, yep. No idea what I'm doing with it lol