herbie hamhock

[wint @dril]

oh my zippers down? well how about you zipper your mouth, instead of look at my dick

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

@fakemikemulloy Take a deep breath and go up to em. You’re a catch! Won’t bite 😉.

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

Really feel like Mack Brown should be wearing a life jacket out there #safetyfirst #risky

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

We should be calling esports players ath1337s

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

v respectful

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

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[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

@netw3rk Ah. There is a sheep wearing a bow in that dude’s passenger seat...

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

@netw3rk Almost but I don’t see anyone married to a dog..?

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

Very eye-opening performance tonight from John Delaney #eyes #bigeyes #DemDebate

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

Uh, is Mayor Pete bleeding? #DemDebate

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

Alright now y’all (🌍) have to call it “soccer” I don’t make the rules #usa

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

lol Fat Rambo: Thick Blood #StrangerThings

[Scott Walker @ScottWalker]

Veggie pizza on the lake! Mmmmmm!

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

@ScottWalker *chef kisses fingers*

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

This is so cool I am loco for Coco #locoforcoco #wimbledon

[Sandstone @quartzen]

The sense of time I have as a millennial is so weird...
1970: About 30 years ago
1980: About 20 years ago
1990: About 10 years ago
2000: About 10 years ago
2010: About 1,000 years ago
2016: About 10,000 years ago
2018: About 1,000 years ago
Last week: About 1,000 years ago

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

Allons-y, Haití! Sorry for my attempt at French I am both an idiot and American, but Haití let’s goooooo! #GoldCup

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

#AOCresign huh hadn’t realized her contract had expired

[Gadi Schwartz @GadiNBC]

BREAKING: Office of the Inspector General releases new pictures of overcrowding at Border Patrol Facilities in TX. One senior manager calling this a “ticking time bomb.” #Immigration #ICE @NBCNews

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

That dummy by Lavelle tho 👀🇺🇸 #USAvsEng

[herbie hamhock @postmaster_gnrl]

Yeah people talk about the model trains but it’s weird that the door in Gordon’s man cave is painted like a submarine hatch #BigLittlesLies